Orange penis

From Jokes of joke5.co.uk

One guy goes to the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says "Hello, sir, what are you here for?"

The man replies "Doc, for a week I have had an orange dick!, it started scaring me so I came here"

The doctor then asks him "What have you been doing all week?"

The patient thought and replied "I have just been sitting around watching porno’s and eating Chee-Toes"