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Here we will add all of our Christmas jokes, but not today, as Christmas is still many months away...

<!--* [[page_3601|The top 18 signs the Santa Claus at the mall is nuts]]
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* [[page_3584|Christmas hunting]]
* [[page_3583|What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?]]
* [[page_3582|Is there a Santa Claus? The Rebuttal]]
* [[page_3581|25 xmas ideas to torture your room mate]]
* [[page_3580|A suitably mangled 12-days of technology before Christmas]]
* [[page_3579|Wrapping presents with dogs]]
* [[page_3577|Signs you bought a bad Christmas tree]]
* [[page_3576|Xmas top ten signs of trouble in Santa Claus's marriage]]
* [[page_3575|Xmas top ten signs you won't be receiving a christmas bonus this year]]
* [[page_3574|Xmas top ten rejected holiday specials]]
* [[page_3573|Xmas top ten department store Santa pet peeves]]
* [[page_3572|Xmas top ten things overheard in Santa's workshop]]
* [[page_3571|Xmas top ten least popular Christmas Carols]]
* [[page_3570|Xmas top ten signs the person answering the butterball turkey hotline is nuts]]
* [[page_3569|Xmas top ten signs you've eaten too much]]
* [[page_3568|A Christmas story: Lovable Louise]]
* [[page_3567|Arranging a Xmas party]]
* [[page_3566|A Political Christmas Greeting]]
* [[page_3565|Sixties Christmas Jokes]]
* [[page_3564|Bush seeks to enjoin Santa from checking list twice]]
* [[page_3563|The Holiday Nightmare]]
* [[page_3562|All I want for Christmas]]
* [[page_3561|Order of 500 turkeys for the Christmas season]]
* [[page_3560|A Claculus carol]]
* [[page_3559|12 days after Christmas]]
* [[page_3558|Crazy Christmas Carol - Deck The Halls]]
* [[page_3557|Scientific Refutation of Santa]]
* [[page_3556|The night before Christmas (An ex-Nutworks twisted tale)]]
* [[page_3554|Assignment in some Sunday School Class in Sao Paulo]]
* [[page_3553|Grandma got ran over by a reindeer]]
* [[page_3552|Story-telling in computer languages]]
* [[page_3551|A musical Christmas tie]]
* [[page_3550|Rudolf, the communist from Germany]]
* [[page_3549|The Gingrinch that stole Xmas]]
* [[page_3548|MicroSoft acquires Christmas]]
* [[page_3547|A sort of Christmas carol]]
* [[page_3546|How the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree]]
* [[page_3545|The REAL Santa Claus (language)]]
* [[page_3544|Dot Lettle Fur Cap - Christmas (risque)]]
* [[page_3543|Top ten reasons why Chanukah is better than Christmas]]
* [[page_3542|Can you name these Christmas Songs?]]
* [[page_3541|Henry Youngman's thought about Christmas]]
* [[page_3540|Christmas is done 'for the kids']]
* [[page_3539|Things not to say when hanging lights on the Christmas tree]]
* [[page_3538|A comparison of logs and dogs]]
* [[page_3537|Boeing's angling for yule order]]
* [[page_3536|'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Jewish style]]
* [[page_3535|AOL christmas]]
* [[page_3534|Priests and Christmas trees (Naughty)]]
* [[page_3533|25 ways to spoil your roommate's holiday]]
* [[page_3532|Christmas Party Festivity Levels]]
* [[page_3531|Merry Christmas from Guam]]
* [[page_3530|Silly Christmas reindeer quiz]]
* [[page_3528|Night Before X-mas (off to rednecks)]]
* [[page_3527|'Twas the night before Christmas (computers)]]
* [[page_3526|The Night Before Christmas (adult)]]
* [[page_3525|Scientific proof of the existence of Santa, redux]]
* [[page_3524|A UNIX Christmas]]
* [[page_3523|The night before Christmas, Texas style]]
* [[page_3522|The tex-mex version of 'The night before Christmas']]
* [[page_3521|Politically Correct 12 days of Christmas]]
* [[page_3520|Kids at Christmas: Explain the card to me]]
* [[page_3517|Have a stealth Christmas]]
* [[page_3516|Top Ten Christmas Quotations]]
* [[page_3515|'Twas the Newt Before Christmas]]
* [[page_3514|Shouting contest in Tokyo, Japan]]
* [[page_3513|Kids at Christmas - 3 short ones]]
* [[page_3512|Letter from Santa]]
* [[page_3511|Steve Martin's Christmas wish]]
* [[page_3510|Holiday cheer]]
* [[page_3509|Health Club Journal]]
* [[page_3508|No 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys under the christmas trees]]
* [[page_3507|Wilbert and Santa (vulgarity at end)]]
* [[page_3506|The Christmas trousers]]
* [[page_3505|A redneck Christmas]]
* [[page_3504|Rudolph's night off]]
* [[page_3503|The 'NET' before Christmas]]
* [[page_3502|Santa's secret wish]]
* [[page_3501|The first Christmas letter (humor or folklore?)]]
* [[page_3500|The 12 bugs of Christmas - A software developers version]]
* [[page_3499|Twas the Night Before Xmas - Diet Style]]
* [[page_3498|A Christmas present for your friends]]
* [[page_3490|Christmas carols with a twist - Deck The Halls]]
* [[page_3489|Little Johhny's damn Christmas]]
* [[page_3488|'Twas the night before Christmas in prison]]
* [[page_3487|Twas the night after Christmas (by Jeff Foxworthy)]]
* [[page_3486|The parrot with the Christmas spirit]]
* [[page_3485|Letter from Santa about resigning]]
* [[page_3484|Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) about Christmas]]
* [[page_3483|Choirs Of Angels (adult)]]
* [[page_3482|Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed senator (adult)]]
* [[page_3481|Christmas Eve in Brooklyn]]
* [[page_3480|Christmas carols with a twist - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer]]
* [[page_3479|Twas the night before Christmas - Yulesville]]
* [[page_3478|Holiday greetings in an elevator]]
* [[page_3477|It's much harder (adult)]]
* [[page_3476|Xmas greetings]]
* [[page_3475|Barney Christmas]]
* [[page_3474|Santa's Lap]]
* [[page_3473|A Networkologist's Christmas]]
* [[page_3472|Diary of a snow shoveler]]
* [[page_3471|The Christmas Angel]]
* [[page_3470|Another reason to avoid Christmas shopping]]
* [[page_3469|Christmas carols with a twist - We Wish You A Merry Christmas]]
* [[page_3468|How to tell if you're a Grinch]]
* [[page_3467|The joys of Christmas]]
* [[page_3466|Santa and System Admistrators]]
* [[page_3465|'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Version]]
* [[page_3464|The perfect man and woman]]
* [[page_3463|Bandersnatch Christmas shopping list]]
* [[page_3462|Oy vey all these mergers]]
* [[page_3461|The Holiday Season (to the tune of 'Deck The Halls')]]
* [[page_3460|Twas the day after Christmas (diet version)]]
* [[page_3459|Another Redneck Christmas]]
* [[page_3458|Naughty Night Before Christmas (adult)]]
* [[page_3457|A psycho's twelve days of Christmas]]
* [[page_3456|The Carollers (pun)]]
* [[page_3455|Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married]]
* [[page_3454|Christmas Songs for the mentally disturbed]]
* [[page_3453|Letter to Santa from a good mom]]
* [[page_3452|The Cajun Night Before Christmas]]
* [[page_3451|A reindeer who is making funny noises (pun)]]
* [[page_3450|A week of private gym lessons as Christmas gift]]
* [[page_3449|Bush legal team sues Santa Claus]]
* [[page_3448|Why Christmas trees are better than men (adult)]]
* [[page_3447|Letterman's Top Ten signs Santa hates you]]
* [[page_3446|Twas the Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn]]
* [[page_3445|Murphy's Christmas presents laws]]
* [[page_3444|Where your Christmas Dollar goes?]]
* [[page_3443|7 ways to annoy at Christmas]]
* [[page_3442|Recipe for Christmas Joy]]
* [[page_3441|The top 15 signs Santa Claus is actually a woman]]
* [[page_3440|Holidelusion]]
* [[page_3439|No. 66: The Naivety Play]]
* [[page_3438|Why Christmas trees are better than women (adult)]]
* [[page_3437|Santa and the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration)]]
* [[page_3436|Christmas poem: The stockings were hung]]
* [[page_3435|Having a runny nose around the holidays]]
* [[page_3434|Operation order 12-00 for: official visit of LTG Santa Claus]]
* [[page_3433|Santa Claus is a woman]]
* [[page_3432|Fractured carols]]
* [[page_3431|Santa is most certainly a man]]
* [[page_3430|Christmas poem and credit cards]]
* [[page_3429|Childishness at Christmas time]]
* [[page_3428|How the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) stole Christmas]]
* [[page_3427|Santa Claus and The Three Stooges]]
* [[page_3426|Variation of the Jingle Bells song]]
* [[page_3425|Complaints from Mrs. Claus]]
* [[page_3424|The history of Santa Claus]]
* [[page_3423|A memo from Santa about Bubba Claus]]
* [[page_3422|A cops night before Christmas]]
* [[page_3421|New twist on things]]
* [[page_3420|My favorite xmas recipe ... NOT]]
* [[page_3419|The holiday calendar for those who can't be bothered]]
* [[page_3418|I hate some things about this time of year]]
* [[page_3417|Australian Christmas]]
* [[page_3416|Top ten signs Santa doesn't like your kid]]
* [[page_3414|Eid al-Fitr - A Dieter's Christmas]]
* [[page_3413|The Christmas parrot]]
* [[page_3412|Its tough to be a Santa (language)]]
* [[page_3411|A letter to Santa (Language)]]
* [[page_3408|A $100 Christmas lesson]]
* [[page_3407|Top 10 resolutions you won't keep]]
* [[page_3406|Martha Stewart's new year's resolutions]]
* [[page_3405|Merry Christmas to my female friends]]
* [[page_3402|My Xmas (bit offensive to OJ, environmentalists and Milli Vanilli)]]
* [[page_3398|Dashing Through The Mall]]
* [[page_3392|Rudolph's surgery (pun)]]
* [[page_3389|Gen. Santa Claus visiting an army base]]
* [[page_3388|Christmas is coming]]
* [[page_3387|Santa Claus Is Wearing A Gown]]
* [[page_3386|Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but aren't]]
* [[page_3385|Politically Correct Rudolph]]
* [[page_3379|Correction to Chaplain's thought]]
* [[page_3378|Chaplain's thought (offensive to Santa)]]
* [[page_3377|The night before Christmas, legally speaking]]
* [[page_3375|Syndicated alternative holiday specials rejected by all four networks]]
* [[page_3374|12 days of Christmas re-examined in light of competition]]
* [[page_3373|A drunk's night before Christmas (adult-ish)]]
* [[page_3372|25 ways we're different this Christmas]]
* [[page_3371|Holiday baking]]
* [[page_3370|Musical advice to Xmas shoppers]]
* [[page_3369|Rudolph got run over by my grandma]]
* [[page_3368|'Twas the night before Christmas in Palm Beach]]
* [[page_3364|Why women would love being Santa Claus]]
* [[page_3362|A Genealogist's Christmas Eve]]
* [[page_3359|Final visit from St. Nick]]
* [[page_3358|Ho Ho Ho FAQ]]
* [[page_3357|Santa is a man]]
* [[page_3356|A Marv Albert christmas tune (adult)]]
* [[page_3355|Top ten elf pickup lines]]
* [[page_3354|Did Santa bring that to you? (adult)]]
* [[page_3350|Twas the night before impeachment]]
* [[page_3349|Ten changes about New Yorkers during the holiday season]]
* [[page_3346|Retranslations of translations for the Holidays]]
* [[page_3345|Politically correct Santa]]
* [[page_3344|Letter from Santa (adult)]]
* [[page_3342|Office conduct during the Christmas season]]
* [[page_3340|Why Christmas trees are better than women]]
* [[page_3339|Mistletoe at the airport]]
* [[page_3338|A cat's Christmas]]
* [[page_3337|Rudolph The Red Nosed WINO]]
* [[page_3336|Law suit against Santa]]
* [[page_3335|Top 10 Santa's pickup lines]]
* [[page_3326|If companies ran Christmas]]
* [[page_3319|Playing tricks at traditional feast]]
* [[page_3315|Twas the day after Christmas]]
* [[page_3313|Science fact du jour (informative)]]
* [[page_3312|Downsizing in America / Streamlining at the North Pole]]
* [[page_3311|Top 10 reasons the north pole police are called (adult)]]
* [[page_3308|The intellectual's night before Xmas]]
* [[page_3292|Christmas controversies & various solutions]]
* [[page_3291|British holiday fare a lot like terrorists' explosives]]
* [[page_3287|Ready-made resolutions for interneters - 1998]]
* [[page_3280|You might be a scrooge if ...]]
* [[page_3277|New christmas toy from Nintendo]]
* [[page_3249|The Eight Days of Hanukkah]]
* [[page_3247|Mr Data's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Star Trek)]]
* [[page_3236|A politically correct Christmas]]
* [[page_3235|A redneck night before Christmas]]
* [[page_3234|The 12 Hawaiian Days Of Christmas]]
* [[page_3233|Santa Claus is tapping Your phone]]
* [[page_3230|12 days of Microsoft Christmas]]
* [[page_3228|Santa Claus is a woman]]
* [[page_3227|Christmas and Hanukkah will merge to Chrismukah]]
* [[page_3226|12 Days Of Redneck Christmas]]
* [[page_3218|The twelve days of Christmas ... Santa Cruz style]]
* [[page_3215|A Christmas card from Santa]]
* [[page_3213|Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar]]
* [[page_3180|A Politically Correct Christmas Carol]]
* [[page_3158|12 Days of Christmas - AOL style]]
* [[page_3150|Little Christmas humor for adults]]
* [[page_3074|The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Feline style)]]
* [[page_2979|Christmas cards for the psychiatrically challenged]]
* [[page_2787|Christmas and Chanukah will merge]]
* [[page_2209|Little girl and her christmas presents]]
* [[page_1825|A Psychological Christmas]]
* [[page_1063|Seasonal Medical Report]]
* [[page_1057|2 short Santa jokes]]
* [[page_1053|Family Xmas (Offensive to all but no dirty words!)]]
* [[page_1051|Christmas Song - sung to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing]]
* [[page_1042|Redneck 12 days of Christmas]]
* [[page_1035|The Nine Daze Of Christmas (rated)]]
* [[page_1031|X-mas card - (contains profanity)]]
* [[page_1030|Christmas letter to my friends]]
* [[page_1019|Sad news for the old man in a red suit]]
* [[page_1016|Top-10 things overheard at the white house christmas party]]
* [[page_1014|How to tell a Democrat from a Republican during the Holiday Season]]
* [[page_1012|Combating Santa Ridicule]]
* [[page_1007|Politically Correct Santa]]
* [[page_1006|Politically Correct seasonal greeting]]
* [[page_992|Twas the night before Chirstmas (profane, adult theme)]]
* [[page_986|Twas the Night before Star Trek...]]
* [[page_920|Some christmas humor]]
* [[page_830|Barbie Is Ticked]]
* [[page_310|Snow Blind (some profanity)]]
* [[page_249|The TRUE Meaning of Christmas]]
* [[page_248|A Heartwarming One For Christmas]]
* [[page_247|Santa Funnies]]
* [[page_15|The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus (song)]]
* [[page_13|Is there a Santa Claus (Don't let little kids read this)]]
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