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23 March 2025
| N 19:56 | A Bronze Rat diffhist +2,152 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sent Wednesday, August 13, 2003 Received from Joke du Jour / via: gcfl.net </pre> A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs. "Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the st...") | ||||
21 March 2025
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N 23:39 | Fathers of 1900s and fathers of today 3 changes history +1,855 [Joker (3×)] | |||
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23:37 (cur | prev) +1,826 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sent Friday, June 13, 2003 Received from andychaps_the-funnies / via: gcfl.net </pre> In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. - In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home. - In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived. Today, a fat...") | |||
| N 01:14 | An accountant dies and goes to Heaven diffhist +693 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter. "I work in private practice," is the reply. "Name?" He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out. "Oh, yes. We've been expecting you. You've reached your allotted span," says St Peter. "How can that be?" says the accountant. "I'm too young to go. I'm only forty-eight" "No, that's impossibl...") | ||||
20 March 2025
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N 01:48 | Eternal youth tablets 2 changes history +496 [Joker (2×)] | |||
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01:45 (cur | prev) +470 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Received from Thomas Ellsworth / via: gcfl.net Date: Sent Thursday, October 10, 2019 </pre> The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983! Category:Jokes from 2019 Category:Medical Jokes Category:People Jokes") | |||
19 March 2025
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N 01:11 | A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon 3 changes history +798 [Joker (3×)] | |||
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01:09 (cur | prev) +790 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "Date: Sat, 9 Jul 1994 19:30 From: markp@microsoft.com (Mark Pennington) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny <i>Not an original joke, but forwarded to me by my friend Mike who had it forwarded to him, etc.</i> A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that his s...") | |||
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18 March 2025
| N 00:47 | Looking for Chief Financial Officer diffhist +789 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "An accountant from Cork applies for the position of Chief Financial Officer. There are a number of candidates and he is called in for an interview. They ask him a number of questions and one of the panel suddenly says "What is nine multiplied by four?" He thinks quickly and says "Thirty five." When the interview is over he goes outside, takes out his calculator and finds the correct answer is not thirty five. He thinks “Well, I blew that” and goes home very disappo...") | ||||
| N 00:45 | How much is 2 plus 2? diffhist +1,011 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a divisional manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question: "How much is 2+2?". The journalist answered "22 period". The social worker said "I don’t know the answer but I’m glad you have raised this important question". The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02". The mathematician...") | ||||
| N 00:42 | What does CPA stand for? diffhist +327 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "An irish accountant is talking to the young child of one of his friends and says, "Do you know what I do?" "Daddy says you’re a CPA." "That’s right. Did he tell you what CPA stands for?" "Well, he says you’re a complete pain in the arse." Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Finance Jokes Category:Irish Jokes") | ||||
| N 00:40 | Martian invader about to destroy Dublin diffhist +438 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn in Dublin. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, “I’m a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We’re here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?” The owner replies, “I don’t have an opinion. I’m a chartered accountant." Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Finance Jokes Category:Irish Jokes") | ||||
17 March 2025
| N 01:52 | A Lost Transcript from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" diffhist +4,654 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 1 Jul 1994 19:35 From: nathan@hal.com (Nathan Hoover) Subject: A Lost Transcript from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" </pre> Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?" Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology." Geordi presses a key, an...") | ||||
