View source for 10 Things You Never Hear in Church

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Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2001
From: jokecenter.com
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<li>Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
<li>I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
<li>Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
<li>I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
<li>I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
<li>Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
<li>I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
<li>Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
<li>Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
<li>Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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