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13 May 2025
| N 17:01 | Weird News: notorious for stealing candy diffhist +1,025 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 28 Nov 1994 From: SKR2%PSUADMIN.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu / Sharon Rondeau </pre> <i>From the Daily Collegian:</i> <p> Elland, England - A 14-year-old boy has united a West Yorkshire town against him. Since age 8, when he already was notorious for stealing candy, he has been arrested 88 times and convicted of 130 crimes, all within 1-1/2 miles of his home, courts and police say. <p> "I would pay for stocks on the precinct (town square) and leave him there w...") | ||||
| N 15:12 | Excerpts from student exams and papers (history) diffhist +965 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 16 Nov 1994 From: MASMITH@CARINS.CARIBOO.BC.CA / DNA: The splice of life </pre> <i>This month's internal news letter continues the tradition of including excerpts from student exams and papers. This month: history.</i> <hr> <ul> <li>Pharoah forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw <li>Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleaven bread, which is bread without any ingredients. <li>Afterwards Moses went up to Mt Cyanide to get the te...") | ||||
| N 15:08 | The dangers of a friendly greeting diffhist +916 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 From: Mike.Bainbridge@sita.int / Mike Bainbridge </pre> A friendly greeting caused a major airport security alert when a man called "Hi, Jack" to a colleague on board an aircraft. <p> A SWAT team and dozens of police reinforcements were called to the Oakland International Airport near Detroit in the US. <p> Lt. Rick Crigger said, "There was a guy on the plane named Jack, and someone walked in and said, 'Hi Jack'. The mike just happened to be...") | ||||
| N 10:45 | Category:People Jokes diffhist +411 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "This will be probably the biggest category of jokes in our site. Most jokes are about people or people are part of the action. Some jokes just do not have a specific theme or category to put them into, or it is very niche thing. Over the time some jokes would be re-categorized to specific sub-section, but for now... if it does not fit to specific category, it will be listed under "People Jokes" category. :)") | ||||
| N 10:41 | Category:Police Jokes diffhist +597 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "Police jokes often play on stereotypes or humorous misunderstandings. You might hear jokes about police officers and doughnuts, or their supposed slowness in catching criminals. Some police jokes involve funny scenarios during traffic stops or investigations. The humour often comes from the unexpected twist or a silly portrayal of law enforcement. While some police officers themselves enjoy these light-hearted jokes, others might find them tiresome or inaccurate. Ulti...") | ||||
| N 10:40 | Another reason to learn how to spell and count diffhist +915 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 13 Oct 1994 From: VIVEK@JCSVAX1.BITNET / Romeo </pre> <b>Can't Spell</b><br> Thomas Lee Jones, 24, was arrested last September for robbing a Santa Barbara restaurant with a note threatening "to shot" employees. Police set up a roadblock asking people to spell "shoot". They soon apprehended Jones. <p> <b>Can't Count</b><br> In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for disorderly conduct and...") | ||||
| N 10:36 | If a woodchuck could... (tongue twisters) diffhist +938 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 04 Oct 1994 From: JSTONE@LETTERKENN-EMH2.ARMY.MIL / John Stone </pre> We all knew part of this as kids, but I never knew the whole thing..... <hr> If a woodchuck could chuck wood,<br> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,<br> If a woodchuck could chuck wood?<br> He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,<br> If a woodchuck could chuck wood. <hr> Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? <hr> Ned Nott...") | ||||
12 May 2025
| N 17:03 | Tired Of Working? diffhist +942 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 09 Oct 1997 From: chaps@tc4hq.cmc.stph.net / Chaps </pre> If you are one of those people who feels tired of working too much, it is good to remember the words of Bernard Shaw who wrote: The year is made up of 365 days, each having 24 hours, 12 of which are night time hours, which add up to a total of 182 days. This leaves you with 183 days to work minus 52 Sundays, which leaves you with 131 days to work minus 52 Saturdays, which leaves you with 79 day...") | ||||
| N 16:56 | 10 Things You Never Hear in Church diffhist +862 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> <ol> <li>Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. <li>I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. <li>Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. <li>I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. <li>I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class. <li>Forget the denominational minimum salary, let...") | ||||
11 May 2025
| N 18:13 | Afraid of the Dark diffhist +944 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother re...") | ||||
| N 18:10 | Soliciting Donations diffhist +951 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to...") | ||||
| N 17:59 | The Mechanic vs. The Surgeon diffhist +953 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey ... Is dat you ? Come over here a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud vo...") | ||||
| N 11:09 | Religious Golf Game diffhist +923 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A bunch of Cardinals got together with the Pope and decided that they wanted to have a golf game against the other religions. The only problem was that none of the cardinals were very good golfers. One Cardninal turned to the Pope and suggested, "We could get Tiger Woods and ordane him as a Cardinal. He would ensure our victory." "That's a great idea", said the Pope. A few weeks later, the cardinals returned fr...") | ||||
| N 10:35 | Bible Humor from a small southern town diffhist +911 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 13 Jan, 1998 From: gcfl.net / Michael Charness </pre> In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You d...") | ||||
| N 10:32 | Who Gets the Collection Money? diffhist +902 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A priest, rabbi and televangelist were playing their usual Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly collections. Specifically, they started to compare how they decided what portion of the collection to keep for themselves and what portion to give to God. The rabbi explains: "I draw a circle around myself and toss the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep for myself. Whatever la...") | ||||
