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28 June 2025
| N 01:39 | Bill Clinton at a baseball game diffhist +795 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1993 From: Arthur Emerson III / ae3@CTS1.MSMC.EDU </pre> <i>(A joke that I heard on the radio this morning.)</i> <hr> President Clinton and his family went out one evening to a baseball game. When the home team's catcher heard that the president was sitting in the stands, he went over to Bill and whispered something in his ear. <p> Bill smiled and nodded. A few minutes later, the catcher came over and said "It's time, Mr. President." <p> Bill lif...") | ||||
| N 01:31 | What kind of unredwear politicians have? diffhist +687 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 04 Aug 1996 From: Eric Clark / klucko@COMPUMEDIA.COM </pre> Many of us have heard the story of the time in 1992 when Clinton went on MTV and some girl asked him "America is <i>_dying_</i> to know: "Is it boxers, or briefs?"" <p> The candidate then feigned embarrassment and said "Boxers." <p> In 1995, some guy decided to ask Speaker Newt the same question. Newt appropriately answered back "That was a stupid question." <p> This year, someone decided tha...") | ||||
25 June 2025
| N 09:10 | Bathroom problems diffhist +208 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:09 | Drive to work is never perfect diffhist +206 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:08 | Man got bit by a stray rabid dog diffhist +438 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writhing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite." Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Medical Jokes Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:07 | Shotgun with a broken firing pin diffhist +263 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire it. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Political Jokes Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:06 | The Blonde and the honest mechanic diffhist +303 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> Blondie told her friend: "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid." Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:04 | Americans are getting stronger diffhist +302 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today - a five-year-old can do it. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:03 | Definition of a husband diffhist +257 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:02 | Unusual kitchen diffhist +188 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:01 | Death and taxes and something new diffhist +233 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
| N 09:00 | Mind like a lightning diffhist +195 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes") | ||||
