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29 August 2025
| N 16:02 | Ex marine working as a teacher diffhist +800 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 29th August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A former Marine Corps Sergeant took a job as a high school teacher. Right before the school year started, he injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast under his shirt. The students didn’t know. On the first day, he walked into the noisiest, rowdiest class in the school - the kind that eats new teachers alive. The kids, knowing he was a former Marine, were already planning to test him. The Sergeant calmly open...") | ||||
| N 16:01 | What is your favourite animal? diffhist +1,217 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 26th August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ... very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and b...") | ||||
28 August 2025
| N 22:01 | How to keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane diffhist +1,824 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 03-04-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by Dempsey </pre> <ol> <li>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. <li>Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) <li>Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' <li>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <li>Encourage your colleagues to join...") | ||||
23 August 2025
| N 20:18 | The dog and the lion diffhist +854 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 23rd August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion spots him and thinks, "Hmm ... I have never seen this creature before, but he looks edible." The lion charges toward him. The dog panics, then notices some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, he shouts loudly: "Wow, that was some good lion meat!" The lion freezes. "Whoa! This guy’s tougher than he looks. Better get out of here while I can." Up in the tree, a monkey saw the whol...") | ||||
