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2 April 2025
| N 00:05 | Snoring person in the hotel diffhist +1,017 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 10 Sep 1997 From: Rainybow / wett@COMMUNIQUE.NET </pre> By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'...") | ||||
| N 00:01 | Lets not get too involved diffhist +504 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 17 Aug 1996 From: John M. Scheer / jscheer@EROLS.COM </pre> A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Why don't we offer them ham and eggs?" "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." Category:Jokes from 199...") | ||||
1 April 2025
| N 23:58 | Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes diffhist +459 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "Jokes of this category, often known as puns, paronomasia or wordplay jokes, play on the resemblance between words that sound similar but have different meanings. They rely on clever word substitutions to surprise the audience and create humor, as seen in phrases like "ambiance chaser" instead of "ambulance chaser." The humor arises from the wit of connecting two seemingly unrelated ideas through phonetics, making them both playful and thought-provoking.") | ||||
| N 23:56 | Did you hear about ... diffhist +1,034 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 From: Bill Lacewell / blacewel@SYSTEMA.WESTARK.EDU </pre> So... Did you hear about ... ... the fellow in his late 40's who bought himself a dazzling, bright-red LeBaron convertible? He referred to it as his mid-life Chrysler. ... the magician and his wife who got divorced? It was all very friendly, until she said she wanted everything divided in half. ... the latest revival of "Guys and Dolls"? It's a politically correct version called "L...") | ||||
| N 23:47 | Short gardening jokes diffhist +541 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Thu, 23 May 1996 From: D S Paull / dljbs@JUNO.COM </pre> When a man is described as having a green thumb, it doesn't necessarily mean he's a great gardener. It could also mean he's a rotten painter! <hr> If you cross a rambling rose with a pansy, you get a rose that still rambles, but it also skips! <hr> He must be a good gardener. He and his plants are both potted! <hr> There was a man who flunked tree-doctor school. He fainted at the sight of sap! Category:Jo...") | ||||
| N 23:43 | Bad witness in court diffhist +1,453 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 May 1998 From: Soni Satish * Datavia / SatishSo@TRANSNET.CO.ZA </pre> A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and...") | ||||
| N 17:07 | My wiki:General disclaimer diffhist +705 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "All jokes on this website are collected from the internet from various sources. Mostly from emails, mailing lists, UseNet groups, websites, forums, Facebook posts etc. Some of the jokes may be copyrighted in a sense that someone has written it for some publication at some time. If you are copyright owner of any such joke please contact us. We are happy to list the original source on the jokes that do not have it. If we do have info of the source we got it, we will list...") | ||||
| N 16:46 | My wiki:Privacy policy diffhist +547 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "This is our super minimalistic privacy policy. You do not have to register to use this site. We do not gather any data about you. We do have Google tracking tag on or page so we do see from Google Analytics, like referring web pages and countries of users origins. In the future we may have adverts on this page from Google AdSense or other networks, but not today. In case the WikiMedia platform sets any cookies on your browser, as far as we know, they are not shared w...") | ||||
29 March 2025
| N 23:59 | Three proofs that Jesus was ... diffhist +1,181 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997 From: Aditya, the Hindu Skeptic / aditya@SMART1.NET </pre> Three proofs Jesus was jewish: <ol> <li>He went into his father's business. <li>He lived at home until the age of 33. <li>He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god. </ol> Three proofs Jesus was irish: <ol> <li>He never got married. <li>He never held a steady job. <li>His last request was for a drink. </ol> Three proofs Jesus was Puerto Rican: <ol> <li>Hi...") | ||||
| N 22:05 | Top ten signs your kid is a wizard diffhist +878 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2001 From: Rollo Tomasi / rollotomasi718@YAHOO.COM </pre> <ol> <li value=10>When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke <li value=9>You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does <li value=8>Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt <li value=7>Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents? <li value=6>He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're just praying he's a w...") | ||||
| N 17:59 | 3 men hired - Polish, black and chinese man diffhist +1,327 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 04 Oct 1993 From: Lynne Seamans / LSEAMANS@MU3.MILLERSV.EDU </pre> One day this factory foreman hired 3 guys - a Polish fellow named 'Stosh', a black guy named 'Calvin' and a Chinese man named 'Ling'. When it came to handing out work assignments, he said "Stosh, you take care of that machine over there. Make sure it has proper materials going it at all times and inspect each finished piece coming out". Handing Calvin a broom, he said "Calvin, make sur...") | ||||
| N 17:23 | University entrance exam - football player version diffhist +2,442 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 From: Jeffrey C Gerard / thepiman@JUNO.COM </pre> Time Limit: 3 weeks <ol> <p> <li>Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France? <p> <li>History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions<br> -OR-<br> Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. <p> <li>Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to<br> (a) build a bridge<br> (b)...") | ||||
| N 12:45 | Drunk irishman keeps falling on his face diffhist +1,129 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 From: SueS7 / SueS7@AOL.COM </pre> An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when h...") | ||||
| N 12:41 | 3 men men stranded on a deserted island diffhist +1,355 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 1995 From: James Tully / James_Tully_at_CGS@COMVERSE.COM </pre> There are three men stranded on a deserted island (hmm sounds familiar). One is Italian, one is Irish and the other Polish. They have been on the Island for close to six months and have developed a great rapport with one another and become the best of friends. One day they are searching the shore for a sign of passing boats when they come across a bottle. When the Italian rubs the...") | ||||
| N 03:05 | Southern computer lingo diffhist +782 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 From: Terry Galan / galante@MCMAIL.CIS.MCMASTER.CA </pre> <b>Hard Drive:</b> Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and a trailer load of fertiliser. <b>Keyboard:</b> Place to hang your truck keys. <b>Window:</b> Place in your truck to hang your guns <b>Modem:</b> How you got rid of your dandelions <b>Reboot:</b> What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff <b>Mouse:</b> Soft, fuzzy thing that you stuf...") | ||||
| N 02:57 | Italian man lost his wife diffhist +789 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2000 From: Maurizio Mariotti / mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA </pre> One day, an old Italian couple arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native town, and it wasn't long before the wife got lost. The Italian husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked for his wife's description. "What's that?" asked the Italian. "Well, you see, a 'description' i...") | ||||
| N 02:53 | Stupid Newspaper Headines diffhist +1,479 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 03 May 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU </pre> <ul> <li>Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says <li>Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers <li>Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted <li>Drunk gets nine months in violin case <li>Survivor of siamese twins joins parents <li>Farmer Bill dies in house <li>Iraqi head seeks arms <li>Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? <li>Stud tires out <li>Pro...") | ||||
| N 02:48 | Who are the Best Patients? diffhist +753 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre>Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2001 From: JokeCenter.com </pre> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best, everything inside them is in alphabe...") | ||||
| N 02:35 | Choose your hell diffhist +1,406 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 6 May 1994 From: Samy Saad Montasser / em028@ISA.CC.UOB.BH </pre> A man died and went to hell. There he was recived by the director angel of hell. The angel asked him "Are you from the first, second, or third world?". The man said "I am from the free world". The angel said "Go to department number 1". He went there were he saw another angel. The angel said "Since this part of hell is for the free domacratic world you have the choice for the way you a...") | ||||
| N 02:31 | The Real Programmer's At Work diffhist +1,404 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 2 Jan, 1998 From: William Conway / via gcfl.net </pre> The Real Programmer is capable of working 30, 40, even 50 hours at a stretch, under intense pressure. In fact, he prefers it that way. Bad response time doesn't bother the Real Programmer - it gives him a chance to catch a little sleep between compiles. If there is not enough schedule pressure on the Real Programmer, he tends to make things more challenging by working on some small but interesting...") | ||||
27 March 2025
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