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Date: Tue, 04 Oct 1994
From: JSTONE@LETTERKENN-EMH2.ARMY.MIL / John Stone
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We all knew part of this as kids, but I never knew the whole thing.....
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood,<br>
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,<br>
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?<br>
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,<br>
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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Ned Nott was shot and Sam shott was not.<br>
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.<br>
Some say Nott was not shot.<br>
But Shott says he shot Nott.<br>
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.<br>
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.<br>
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.<br>
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

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