View source for Lets not get too involved

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Date: Sat, 17 Aug 1996
From: John M. Scheer / jscheer@EROLS.COM
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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Why don't we offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

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[[Category:Animal Jokes]]