View source for Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker

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Date: Wed, 7 Jan, 1998
From: www.gcfl.net / Thanx to William.Conway@gdc.com
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<li value=10> Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.</li>
<li value=9> He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.</li>
<li value=8> When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.</li>
<li value=7> Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.</li>
<li value=6> Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.</li>
<li value=5> Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."</li>
<li value=4> Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.</li>
<li value=3> His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.</li>
<li value=2> Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."</li>
<b>And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...</b>
<li value=1>  You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"</li>
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