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Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997
From: Aditya, the Hindu Skeptic / aditya@SMART1.NET
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Three proofs Jesus was jewish:
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<li>He went into his father's business.
<li>He lived at home until the age of 33.
<li>He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god.
</ol>
Three proofs Jesus was irish:
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<li>He never got married.
<li>He never held a steady job.
<li>His last request was for a drink.
</ol>
Three proofs Jesus was Puerto Rican:
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<li>His first name was Jesus.
<li>He was always in trouble with the law.
<li>His mother did not know who his real father was.
</ol>
Three proofs Jesus was italian:
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<li>He talked with his hands.
<li>He took wine with every meal.
<li>He worked in the building trade.
</ol>
Three proofs Jesus was black:
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<li>He called everybody brother.
<li>He had no permanent address.
<li>Nobody would hire him.
</ol>
Three proofs Jesus was from California:
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<li>He never cut his hair.
<li>He walked around barefoot.
<li>He invented a new religion.
</ol>

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