Three proofs that Jesus was ...

Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997
From: Aditya, the Hindu Skeptic / aditya@SMART1.NET

Three proofs Jesus was jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god.

Three proofs Jesus was irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was for a drink.

Three proofs Jesus was Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his real father was.

Three proofs Jesus was italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He took wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trade.

Three proofs Jesus was black:

1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.

Three proofs Jesus was from California:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.