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- 21:53, 15 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Catholic school cafeteria (Created page with "In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Category:Religion Jokes")
- 21:51, 15 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Is eating carrots good for your eyes? (Created page with ""Doctor, is it really true that eating carrots make your eyes work better?" (or ... improves ones eyesight") "Of course, have You seen any rabbits, wearing glasses?" Category:Animal Jokes Category:Medical Jokes")
- 01:21, 14 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The King in outer space (Created page with "<pre>Date: Mon, 27 Aug 1990 12:36 From: bostic@okeeffe.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic) Subject: The King in outer space </pre> ELVIS IN FREE FALL Some clever devil worked up a chart showing how much ELVIS PRESLEY would weigh at various sites in the solar system. The King tipped the scales at 255 when he died and, according to this chart, this means he would weigh about: <pre> 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus 43...")
- 20:05, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Scotsman at the expensive dentist (Created page with "A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction. "85 pounds for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply. "Och! huv ye nay got unythin cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?", asked the Scotsman hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for 70 pounds", said the den...")
- 20:03, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Scotsman returns from the dentist (Created page with ""Well, how was it? Painful?" "Yes, he pulled out two of my teeth." "But You had trouble only from one?" "He didn't have a change." Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Scottish Jokes")
- 20:01, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Scottish wedding ring (Created page with ""Where is Your wedding ring?", asks one Scotshman from another. "Well lad, my wife is wearing it this week." Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Scottish Jokes")
- 19:56, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page US Navy in Spain joke (Created page with "In the mid 80's a cruiser of the U.S. navy put in to port in Catahegna, Spain, for a week's shore leave. (Well, leave for the crew, not the cruiser.) The first evening, the captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from an upper-class Spanish lady: "Dear Captain, On Thursday, it will be my daughter's coming of age party. I would like you to send four well-mannered, rich, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. - One last point:...")
- 10:50, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Handsome and irresistible (Created page with "A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" Totally flattered, he replied: "No, dear they haven’t." At that point she yelled: "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?" Category:People Jokes")
- 10:37, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Good Communication (Created page with "It was Friday night and Joseph and his wife, Natalie, had just gotten into their third argument of the day and were now giving each other the silent treatment, vowing not to be the first one to speak. However, at bedtime, Joseph realized that he would need his wife, who always woke up at 4:30am to wake him at 5:00am for golf with his friends. Not wanting to lose the battle of wills, Joseph wrote on a piece of paper: "Natalie, please wake me at 5:00am." The next morning...")
- 10:30, 11 March 2025 84.50.166.7 talk created page Is it a boy or a girl? (Created page with "A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother! Category:People Jokes")
- 02:03, 11 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Why did the blonde move to L.A.? (Created page with "Why did the blonde move to L.A.? I don't know. Why? It was easier to spell. Easier than what? category:Blonde Jokes")
- 01:54, 11 March 2025 User account Joker talk contribs was created
- 20:07, 10 March 2025 MediaWiki default talk contribs created page Main Page
