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28 July 2025
- 17:5217:52, 28 July 2025 diff hist −173 m Category:Redneck Jokes No edit summary current
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- 17:4817:48, 28 July 2025 diff hist +198 N Template:CategoryEnd Created page with " <hr> Have a look at our All Categories page or similar page with all our categories, sorted by popularity! Category:All Categories" current
- 17:4617:46, 28 July 2025 diff hist +97 m Category:Lawyer Jokes No edit summary
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- 16:0016:00, 28 July 2025 diff hist +170 N Category:All Categories Created page with "This is the page you can find links to our categorized jokes. We don't really need this page, but its good to have, as otherwise search engines think this is a 404 page."
- 15:5815:58, 28 July 2025 diff hist +99 m Category:Short Jokes No edit summary
- 15:5515:55, 28 July 2025 diff hist +173 N Category:Short Jokes Created page with "This category is all about shortness ... one-liners, question and answer kind of jokes etc. will fall under this category. We kept even the description short on purpose. :)"
27 July 2025
- 12:0512:05, 27 July 2025 diff hist +632 N A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: <p> Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."<br> Bartender: "What is a B and C?".<br> Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."<br> Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."<br> Bartender: "What's a G and T?"<br> Redhead: "Gin and tonic."<br> Blonde: "I'll have a 15."<br> Bartender: "What's a 15?"<br> Blonde: "7 and 7" <hr> <i>7&7 is ba..." current
- 12:0112:01, 27 July 2025 diff hist +306 N What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb? Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb? <br> A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Lightbulb Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994" current
- 11:5911:59, 27 July 2025 diff hist +855 N How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 02 Mar 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU / Starchild </pre> Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <p> A: Four hundred and sixty-two: <ul> <li>twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, <li>twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, <li>sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, <li>thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, <li>fi..." current
- 11:5111:51, 27 July 2025 diff hist −25 m Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist No edit summary current
- 11:5011:50, 27 July 2025 diff hist +327 N Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 From: JokeCenter / http://www.jokecenter.com/ </pre> Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? <br> A. They both have the same middle name — <b>THE</b> Category:Religion Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes Category:Short Jokes"
- 11:4311:43, 27 July 2025 diff hist +406 N Old Lady at the grocery store Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. <p> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" <p> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." </p> Category:Dark Humor Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes" current
- 11:4111:41, 27 July 2025 diff hist +611 N Mice in a cave Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 From: Jim Mica / jmica@oa.ithaca.edu </pre> <i>Bill Stains (noted folksinger and songwriter) tells this one:</i> <hr> Two mice are being chased across a field by a wolf. <p> They duck into a small space between a couple of rocks and find themselves in a large cave. As their eyes get used to the dim light one of them looks up at the high ceiling and sees that it's covered with bats. <p> He tugs on his companion's shoulder and says, "Look! A..." current
- 11:3811:38, 27 July 2025 diff hist +831 N Science facts about reindeer Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 From: Maurizio Mariotti / mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA </pre> <p> According to the Alaska Department of Fish & Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females that do so), male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring...." current
- 10:3910:39, 27 July 2025 diff hist +29 m A Very Special Rat No edit summary current
- 10:3710:37, 27 July 2025 diff hist +1,306 N A Very Special Rat Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2025 From: FaceBook </pre> A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender shrugs, "Sure, why not?" The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out ... a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles. Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink. After..."
19 July 2025
- 15:5615:56, 19 July 2025 diff hist +28 A Political Christmas Greeting No edit summary current
- 15:5415:54, 19 July 2025 diff hist +652 N A Political Christmas Greeting Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2000 From: Les Pourciau at UMem / POURCIAU@LATTE.MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> <i>A Christmas card sent from a Democrat to his Republican Friend:</i> <p> The election is over, the results are known,<br> the will of the people has clearly been shown. <p> Let's forget the quarrels and show by our deeds,<br> we will give our leader all the help that he needs. <p> So let's all get together, and let bitterness pass,<br> I'll hug your elephant and you kiss my ass..."
- 15:4215:42, 19 July 2025 diff hist +408 N How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night? Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> Q: How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night?<br> A: You are currently having an intimate relationship with the ceiling. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes" current
- 15:4015:40, 19 July 2025 diff hist +355 N How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you? Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?<br> A: By the giant "E" on its pyjamas. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes" current
- 15:3815:38, 19 July 2025 diff hist +498 N Elephants come over the hill Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill?<br> A: Look, here comes the elephants! <p> Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill wearing sunglasses?<br> A: Nothing — she didn't recognize them. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes [..." current
- 15:3715:37, 19 July 2025 diff hist +371 N Why do elephants travel in herds? Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> <p> Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?<br> A: Because if they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes" current
- 15:3315:33, 19 July 2025 diff hist +325 N Big Gray Elephant Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1992 From: (unknown) </pre> <p> Q: What's the difference between a flea and an elephant? <br> A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes" current
- 15:1215:12, 19 July 2025 diff hist +1,149 N Mr. Hans Olaffsen Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2001 From: Rose Vos / Belllfem@AOL.COM </pre> <p> Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." <p> "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How does that fit in here?" <p> So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaff..." current
5 July 2025
- 16:3816:38, 5 July 2025 diff hist +1,402 N Political Computer Virus Alert Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 06 Nov 1994 From: John Marra Naturalized Yooper / S20D@NMU.EDU </pre> <ul> <li><b>George Bush Virus</b> - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.<br><br> <li><b>Ted Kennedy Virus</b> - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.<br><br> <li><b>Warren Commission Virus</b> - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.<br><br> <li><b>Jerry Brown Virus</b> - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.<br><br> <..." current
2 July 2025
- 22:0222:02, 2 July 2025 diff hist +37 Bill Clinton at a baseball game No edit summary current