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17 March 2025

• 02:5202:52, 17 March 2025 diff hist +4,654 N A Lost Transcript from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 1 Jul 1994 19:35 From: nathan@hal.com (Nathan Hoover) Subject: A Lost Transcript from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" </pre> Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?" Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology." Geordi presses a key, an..." current

16 March 2025

• 01:0401:04, 16 March 2025 diff hist +504 N Category:Ethnic Jokes Created page with "Ethnic jokes are a form of humor that relies on stereotypes about specific ethnic groups. These jokes often highlight perceived cultural differences, behaviors, or traits, and can sometimes be used to mock or belittle the targeted group. While many people may find them funny, it's important to recognize that ethnic jokes can perpetuate harmful stereotypes and contribute to prejudice and discrimination. It's always best to be mindful of the impact such jokes can have on..." current
• 01:0001:00, 16 March 2025 diff hist +1,180 N The First Parent Created page with "Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing God said to them was: "Don't!" "Don't what?" Adam asked. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," said God. "Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly. "It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after maki..." current
• 00:5300:53, 16 March 2025 diff hist +547 N Dead minister at the gates of heaven Created page with "A renowned and very well respected minister died. A short time later, another equally respected colleague died, and found himself on the stairway to Heaven. He was given a bag of chalk and told to write, one on each step, of the sins he had committed. After many hundred of steps he noticed his predecessor was waliking dowh the stairs. Enquiringly he asked "Have you finished and have now been permitted to Enter the Kingdom?" The reply was "No, I am on my way down for s..." current
• 00:0500:05, 16 March 2025 diff hist +140 N Two teachers breaking up Created page with "Question: Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? Answer: Because there was no chemistry. Category:People Jokes" current

15 March 2025

• 23:5023:50, 15 March 2025 diff hist +504 N Category:Blonde Jokes Created page with "Blonde jokes are a type of humor that often play on stereotypes about people with blonde hair, typically portraying them as less intelligent or naive. These jokes have been around for centuries, originating from satirical depictions of blonde women in the 1700s. While they can be funny, it's important to remember that they are based on outdated and unfair stereotypes. The intention behind these jokes is usually light-hearted, but they can be offensive if taken serious..." current
• 21:5321:53, 15 March 2025 diff hist +271 N Catholic school cafeteria Created page with "In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Category:Religion Jokes" current
• 21:5121:51, 15 March 2025 diff hist +220 N Is eating carrots good for your eyes? Created page with ""Doctor, is it really true that eating carrots make your eyes work better?" (or ... improves ones eyesight") "Of course, have You seen any rabbits, wearing glasses?" Category:Animal Jokes Category:Medical Jokes" current

14 March 2025

• 13:4513:45, 14 March 2025 diff hist +418 Main Page No edit summary
• 01:2101:21, 14 March 2025 diff hist +1,290 N The King in outer space Created page with "<pre>Date: Mon, 27 Aug 1990 12:36 From: bostic@okeeffe.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic) Subject: The King in outer space </pre> ELVIS IN FREE FALL Some clever devil worked up a chart showing how much ELVIS PRESLEY would weigh at various sites in the solar system. The King tipped the scales at 255 when he died and, according to this chart, this means he would weigh about: <pre> 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus 43..." current

11 March 2025

• 20:0520:05, 11 March 2025 diff hist +1,270 N Scotsman at the expensive dentist Created page with "A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction. "85 pounds for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply. "Och! huv ye nay got unythin cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?", asked the Scotsman hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for 70 pounds", said the den..." current
• 20:0320:03, 11 March 2025 diff hist +188 N Scotsman returns from the dentist Created page with ""Well, how was it? Painful?" "Yes, he pulled out two of my teeth." "But You had trouble only from one?" "He didn't have a change." Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Scottish Jokes" current
• 20:0120:01, 11 March 2025 diff hist +164 N Scottish wedding ring Created page with ""Where is Your wedding ring?", asks one Scotshman from another. "Well lad, my wife is wearing it this week." Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Scottish Jokes" current
• 19:5619:56, 11 March 2025 diff hist +903 N US Navy in Spain joke Created page with "In the mid 80's a cruiser of the U.S. navy put in to port in Catahegna, Spain, for a week's shore leave. (Well, leave for the crew, not the cruiser.) The first evening, the captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from an upper-class Spanish lady: "Dear Captain, On Thursday, it will be my daughter's coming of age party. I would like you to send four well-mannered, rich, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. - One last point:..." current
• 10:5010:50, 11 March 2025 diff hist +377 N Handsome and irresistible Created page with "A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" Totally flattered, he replied: "No, dear they haven’t." At that point she yelled: "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?" Category:People Jokes" current
• 10:3710:37, 11 March 2025 diff hist +742 N Good Communication Created page with "It was Friday night and Joseph and his wife, Natalie, had just gotten into their third argument of the day and were now giving each other the silent treatment, vowing not to be the first one to speak. However, at bedtime, Joseph realized that he would need his wife, who always woke up at 4:30am to wake him at 5:00am for golf with his friends. Not wanting to lose the battle of wills, Joseph wrote on a piece of paper: "Natalie, please wake me at 5:00am." The next morning..." current
• 02:0302:03, 11 March 2025 diff hist +123 N Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Created page with "Why did the blonde move to L.A.? I don't know. Why? It was easier to spell. Easier than what? category:Blonde Jokes" current