Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Wed, 7 Jan, 1998 From: www.gcfl.net / Thanx to William.Conway@gdc.com
- Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
- He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
- When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
- Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
- Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
- Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
- Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
- His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
- Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...
- You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
