Coffee with no cream
From Joke5.co.uk
Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote "Being and Nothingness" while sitting in "Café de Flore" in Paris.
One fine day the waitress comes over and asks Sartre what he wants.
Sartre says "Bring me a coffee with no cream."
The waitress comes back a minute later and says "I’m so sorry. We’re all out of cream. Can I bring you a coffee with no milk?"
