Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition

Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994
From: Alar / alar@EL.EE

Once there was a competition. The idea of the competition was - who is the best using the longbow and arrows.

Target was an apple ontop of a little boys head.

First man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the apple. Then the man says: "I'm Wilhelm Tell."

Second man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into Wilhelms arrow.

"I'm Robin Hood."

Then the third man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the boys left eye.

"I'm sorry!"

Anonymous