Did you hear about ...
Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 From: Bill Lacewell / blacewel@SYSTEMA.WESTARK.EDU
So... Did you hear about ...
... the fellow in his late 40's who bought himself a dazzling, bright-red LeBaron convertible? He referred to it as his mid-life Chrysler.
... the magician and his wife who got divorced? It was all very friendly, until she said she wanted everything divided in half.
... the latest revival of "Guys and Dolls"? It's a politically correct version called "Loathsome Oppressors and Women of Vision and Strength."
... the lawyer who frequented only posh restaurants? He was an ambiance chaser.
... the burglar who was out lurking for a job?
... the guy who was rich enough to own a limousine, but had nothing to chauffeur it?
... the podiatrist turned detective who always thought something was afoot.
... the cannibal who suffered from chronic indigestion? He ate people who disagreed with him.