Drunk hillbillies lost control of their car

From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994
From: Sara Rummelhart

Two very drunk hillbillies were driving down a mountain road when suddenly they blew a tire, lost control of the car and went sailing over the cliff's edge.

As they plummeted downward, the hillbilly on the passenger side screamed hysterically, "Oh, my God, Clem, we're gonna die!"

"Aw, don't worry about a thing," Clem reassured him, looking below.

"There's a stop sign at the bottom."