Ex marine working as a teacher
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: 29th August 2025 Spotted on FB
A former Marine Corps Sergeant took a job as a high school teacher.
Right before the school year started, he injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast under his shirt. The students didn’t know.
On the first day, he walked into the noisiest, rowdiest class in the school - the kind that eats new teachers alive. The kids, knowing he was a former Marine, were already planning to test him.
The Sergeant calmly opened the window, sat at his desk, and when a breeze blew his tie around, he casually picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
The room went dead silent.
The rest of the year? Let’s just say discipline was never an issue again.
