Excerpts from student exams and papers (history)
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Date: Wed, 16 Nov 1994 From: MASMITH@CARINS.CARIBOO.BC.CA / DNA: The splice of life
This month's internal news letter continues the tradition of including excerpts from student exams and papers. This month: history.
- Pharoah forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw
- Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleaven bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
- Afterwards Moses went up to Mt Cyanide to get the ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
- David was a Hebrew King skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
- Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
- The government of England was a limited mockery.
- From the womb of Henry VIII Protestantism was born. He found walking difficult as he had an abbess (sic) on his knee.
