Hillbilly buying beer

From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995
From: Wayne Wood / WAYNE@PHYRES.LAN.MCGILL.CA

A hillbilly goes to the beer store one day and approaches the cashier with a case of 24. In the box were 12 full bottles of beer and 12 empty bottles.

The cashier peers into the box then asks the hillbilly, "Why are you buying 12 full bottles and 12 empties?"

To this the hillbilly responds "Because I'm having a party tonight and half of my guests don't drink."