Man got bit by a stray rabid dog

From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001
From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

I went to see how he was and found him writhing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will.

He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."