Man got bit by a stray rabid dog
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.
I went to see how he was and found him writhing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will.
He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."