Old Lady at the grocery store
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
