Political Computer Virus Alert
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Sun, 06 Nov 1994 From: John Marra Naturalized Yooper / S20D@NMU.EDU
- George Bush Virus - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.
- Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.
- Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
- Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.
- David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white.
- Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space.
- Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on Dec. 25 and says "I'm Not Santa Claus!"
- Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen.
- Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA TOUR" from 10am to 4pm 6 days a week.
- Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not exactly sure what it does.
- Richard Nixon Virus - aka the "Tricky Dick Virus" you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.
- H. Ross Perot Virus - same as the Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its development.
