Questions about bagpipes
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1993 From: Linda White / snowhite@eskimo.com
What is the difference between bagpipers and dressmakers?
Dressmakers tuck up frills.
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What is the difference between bagpipes and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up bagpipes.
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What is the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
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What is the difference between bagpipes and a violin?
A violin burns a lot faster.
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What is the difference between Uilleann Bagpipes and a lawnmower?
A lawnmower can be tuned properly.
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How many Bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb ?
100 - one to change it while all the others stand around muttering "I could do that FAR better".
