Questions about bagpipes

From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1993
From: Linda White / snowhite@eskimo.com

What is the difference between bagpipers and dressmakers?

Dressmakers tuck up frills.

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What is the difference between bagpipes and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop up bagpipes.

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What is the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between bagpipes and a violin?

A violin burns a lot faster.

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What is the difference between Uilleann Bagpipes and a lawnmower?

A lawnmower can be tuned properly.

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How many Bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb ?

100 - one to change it while all the others stand around muttering "I could do that FAR better".