Short gardening jokes
From Joke5.co.uk
Thu, 23 May 1996 From: D S Paull / dljbs@JUNO.COM
When a man is described as having a green thumb, it doesn't necessarily mean he's a great gardener. It could also mean he's a rotten painter!
If you cross a rambling rose with a pansy, you get a rose that still rambles, but it also skips!
He must be a good gardener. He and his plants are both potted!
There was a man who flunked tree-doctor school. He fainted at the sight of sap!
