Southern computer lingo
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 From: Terry Galan / galante@MCMAIL.CIS.MCMASTER.CA
Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and a trailer load of fertiliser.
Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.
Window: Place in your truck to hang your guns
Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions
Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff
Mouse: Soft, fuzzy thing that you stuff in your beer bottle to get a free case
LAN: To borrow, as in, "Hey Dilbert! LAN me your truck!"
Cursor: What some guys do when they get mad at their woman
