The dog and the lion
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: 23rd August 2025 Spotted on FB
A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion spots him and thinks, "Hmm ... I have never seen this creature before, but he looks edible."
The lion charges toward him.
The dog panics, then notices some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, he shouts loudly: "Wow, that was some good lion meat!"
The lion freezes. "Whoa! This guy’s tougher than he looks. Better get out of here while I can."
Up in the tree, a monkey saw the whole thing and realized he could use it to his advantage. He told the lion the truth, hoping for a reward.
The furious lion roared, "Get on my back, monkey! We’ll show this dog who’s boss."
As they approached, the dog saw them coming and shouted: "Where’s that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"
