Top ten signs your kid is a wizard
From Joke5.co.uk
Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2001 From: Rollo Tomasi / rollotomasi718@YAHOO.COM
- When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
- You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
- Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
- Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
- He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're just praying he's a wizard
- Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
- Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
- He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
- His homework ate the dog
- You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
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