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29 March 2025

• 02:5302:53, 29 March 2025 Stupid Newspaper Headines (hist | edit) [1,479 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 03 May 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU </pre> <ul> <li>Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says <li>Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers <li>Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted <li>Drunk gets nine months in violin case <li>Survivor of siamese twins joins parents <li>Farmer Bill dies in house <li>Iraqi head seeks arms <li>Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? <li>Stud tires out <li>Pro...")
• 02:4802:48, 29 March 2025 Who are the Best Patients? (hist | edit) [753 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre>Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2001 From: JokeCenter.com </pre> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best, everything inside them is in alphabe...")
• 02:3502:35, 29 March 2025 Choose your hell (hist | edit) [1,406 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 6 May 1994 From: Samy Saad Montasser / em028@ISA.CC.UOB.BH </pre> A man died and went to hell. There he was recived by the director angel of hell. The angel asked him "Are you from the first, second, or third world?". The man said "I am from the free world". The angel said "Go to department number 1". He went there were he saw another angel. The angel said "Since this part of hell is for the free domacratic world you have the choice for the way you a...")
• 02:3102:31, 29 March 2025 The Real Programmer's At Work (hist | edit) [1,404 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 2 Jan, 1998 From: William Conway / via gcfl.net </pre> The Real Programmer is capable of working 30, 40, even 50 hours at a stretch, under intense pressure. In fact, he prefers it that way. Bad response time doesn't bother the Real Programmer - it gives him a chance to catch a little sleep between compiles. If there is not enough schedule pressure on the Real Programmer, he tends to make things more challenging by working on some small but interesting...")