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28 August 2025

  • 22:0122:01, 28 August 2025 diff hist +1,824 N How to keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane Created page with "<pre> Date: 03-04-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by Dempsey </pre> <ol> <li>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. <li>Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) <li>Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' <li>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <li>Encourage your colleagues to join..." current

23 August 2025

  • 20:1820:18, 23 August 2025 diff hist +854 N The dog and the lion Created page with "<pre> Date: 23rd August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion spots him and thinks, "Hmm ... I have never seen this creature before, but he looks edible." The lion charges toward him. The dog panics, then notices some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, he shouts loudly: "Wow, that was some good lion meat!" The lion freezes. "Whoa! This guy’s tougher than he looks. Better get out of here while I can." Up in the tree, a monkey saw the whol..." current

19 August 2025

  • 07:2907:29, 19 August 2025 diff hist +1,001 N Cheap clothes from the UK Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: "Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00." One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back to Ireland, and make a fortune — double, maybe even treble the money!" The other lad says, "That’s a grand idea, but d’ya think they’ll s..." current

28 July 2025

27 July 2025

  • 12:0512:05, 27 July 2025 diff hist +632 N A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: <p> Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."<br> Bartender: "What is a B and C?".<br> Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."<br> Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."<br> Bartender: "What's a G and T?"<br> Redhead: "Gin and tonic."<br> Blonde: "I'll have a 15."<br> Bartender: "What's a 15?"<br> Blonde: "7 and 7" <hr> <i>7&7 is ba..." current
  • 12:0112:01, 27 July 2025 diff hist +306 N What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb? <br> A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Lightbulb Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994"
  • 11:5911:59, 27 July 2025 diff hist +855 N How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 02 Mar 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU / Starchild </pre> Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <p> A: Four hundred and sixty-two: <ul> <li>twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, <li>twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, <li>sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, <li>thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, <li>fi..."
  • 11:5111:51, 27 July 2025 diff hist −25 m Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist No edit summary current
  • 11:5011:50, 27 July 2025 diff hist +327 N Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 From: JokeCenter / http://www.jokecenter.com/ </pre> Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? <br> A. They both have the same middle name — <b>THE</b> Category:Religion Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes Category:Short Jokes"
  • 11:4311:43, 27 July 2025 diff hist +406 N Old Lady at the grocery store Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. <p> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" <p> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." </p> Category:Dark Humor Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes" current
  • 11:4111:41, 27 July 2025 diff hist +611 N Mice in a cave Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 From: Jim Mica / jmica@oa.ithaca.edu </pre> <i>Bill Stains (noted folksinger and songwriter) tells this one:</i> <hr> Two mice are being chased across a field by a wolf. <p> They duck into a small space between a couple of rocks and find themselves in a large cave. As their eyes get used to the dim light one of them looks up at the high ceiling and sees that it's covered with bats. <p> He tugs on his companion's shoulder and says, "Look! A..." current
  • 11:3811:38, 27 July 2025 diff hist +831 N Science facts about reindeer Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 From: Maurizio Mariotti / mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA </pre> <p> According to the Alaska Department of Fish & Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females that do so), male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring...." current
  • 10:3910:39, 27 July 2025 diff hist +29 m A Very Special Rat No edit summary current
  • 10:3710:37, 27 July 2025 diff hist +1,306 N A Very Special Rat Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2025 From: FaceBook </pre> A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender shrugs, "Sure, why not?" The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out ... a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles. Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink. After..."

19 July 2025

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