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30 August 2025
| N 11:43 | Fire has destroyed the personal library of US President diffhist +543 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 20-02-2003 Posted to boards.ie by Wook </pre> Washington, DC (Räuters) Tragic and sad news from the White House. Fire has destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. The president is reportedly devastated - apparently, he had not finished coloring the second one. <hr> <i>This is a truly timeless joke ... fast forward a decade or 2 and you can easily replace Bush with Biden or Trump, and the joke still w...") | ||||
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11:28 (cur | prev) +2,558 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 29-01-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by woosaysdan <pre> All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush. <ul> <li>"I think we can agree. The past is over." <li>"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made." <li>"It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A slip on exhillerating) <li>"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it." <li>"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." <l...") | |||
29 August 2025
| N 16:02 | Ex marine working as a teacher diffhist +800 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 29th August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A former Marine Corps Sergeant took a job as a high school teacher. Right before the school year started, he injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast under his shirt. The students didn’t know. On the first day, he walked into the noisiest, rowdiest class in the school - the kind that eats new teachers alive. The kids, knowing he was a former Marine, were already planning to test him. The Sergeant calmly open...") | ||||
| N 16:01 | What is your favourite animal? diffhist +1,217 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 26th August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ... very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and b...") | ||||
28 August 2025
| N 22:01 | How to keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane diffhist +1,824 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: 03-04-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by Dempsey </pre> <ol> <li>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. <li>Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) <li>Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' <li>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <li>Encourage your colleagues to join...") | ||||
