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• 22:44, 8 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Helping Your Father (Created page with "<pre> Date: 29-11-2008 From: Boards.ie / user: Podge2k7 </pre> A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it." "Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water." Again the yo...")
• 22:35, 8 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Blonde wants to buy a portable TV (Created page with "<pre> Date: 28-11-2004 From: Boards.ie / user: kleefarr </pre> Blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant says, "We don't sell to blondes". She goes home and thinks sod it I'll dye my hair red. Goes back to the shop next day and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant again says, "We don't sell to blondes." She thinks he must have recognised me from before, so goes home and dyes her hair je...")
• 22:31, 1 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 7 Jan, 1998 From: www.gcfl.net / Thanx to William.Conway@gdc.com </pre> <ol> <li value=10> Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.</li> <li value=9> He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.</li> <li value=8> When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.</li> <li value=7> Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.</li> <li value=6> Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.</li> <li value=5> Mumb...")
• 20:21, 19 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page So many jokes about unemployed people (Created page with "I have so many jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work. <pre> Spotted on FB </pre> Category:Jokes from 2025 Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 13:02, 19 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Did you know those 2 facts about ants? (Created page with "5 ants + 5 ants = tenants. Bringing ants to your country from another country = important. <pre> Source: Spotted on some FB group </pre> Category:Animal Jokes Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes")
• 17:59, 18 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Idiots of the Year (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 From: Dave Gawlik / ddave@ddave.com </pre> <b>Idiot #1</b><br> I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention th...")
• 17:53, 18 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page More Thin Books (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 From: Dave Gawlik / ddave@ddave.com </pre> <ol> <li value=18>BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno <li value=17>HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino <li value=16>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton <li value=15>THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates <li value=14>THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman <li value=13>THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore <li value=12>AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN <li value=11>AMERICA'S MOST POP...")
• 18:46, 16 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Lawyer Jokes (Created page with "Lawyer jokes often poke fun at the legal profession's reputation for being overly meticulous, profit-driven, or cunning. They highlight the humor in courtroom antics, billing practices, and the complexity of legal jargon. For instance, one classic joke asks, "What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar?" with the punchline being "The pronunciation." Another quip goes, "Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy." These jokes, while lighthearted,...")
• 12:30, 12 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Redneck Jokes (Created page with ""Redneck jokes" are a type of humor that relies on stereotypes associated with working-class, rural white people, particularly those from the Southern United States. These jokes often depict "rednecks" as: <ul> <li><b>Unintelligent or naive:</b> They might misunderstand complex concepts or technology. <li><b>Uncultured or unsophisticated:</b> They may have unusual hobbies, lack formal education, or have poor manners. <li><b>Attached to stereotypical rural activities:</b...")
• 12:26, 12 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Jokes from 1999 (Created page with "Few events from 1999 that some might find amusing or odd: <b>The Y2K Scare (and non-event):</b> The impending millennium brought widespread panic about the "Y2K bug," a fear that computers worldwide would fail at the stroke of midnight on January 1, 2000. People stockpiled food and supplies, and companies spent billions on upgrades. Of course, the actual rollover was largely uneventful, making the preceding panic seem a bit overblown in retrospect.   <b>Sunny Deligh...")
• 01:51, 5 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Female Software Engineers (FSE) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1999 From: Chalapathi Rao Poduri / chaps@TC4HQ.CMCLTD.COM </pre> Facts that all budding Male Software Engineers (MSE) must know regarding Female Software Engineers (FSE) (Applicable to all SEs who have 0-3 years of experience in S/W industry.) <ol> <li>The probability that a FSE is beautiful is 0.004562314 and viceversa. <p> <li>The miniscule proportion of the beautiful FSEs are either engaged or married. <p> <li>An FSE will always ask a doubt to...")
• 01:43, 5 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page "Style Invitational" and totally new words (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1998 From: Steve and Cindy / atlas@EZNET.NET </pre> The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. <ul> <li><b>Foreploy:</b><br>any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. <p><li><b>Doltergeist:</b><br>a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank. <p><li><b>Gi...")
• 22:35, 4 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page What your hairdresser really means (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 13 Jul 1995 From: Phil / P.J.Crapper@SHU.AC.UK </pre> (Hairdresser) - "I haven't seen you for ages."<br> (They mean) - "You've been going to another hairdresser." <p> (Hairdresser) - "It's got long hasn't it?"<br> (They mean) - "I'm on fairly safe grounds here." <p> (Hairdresser) - "What kind of shampoo are you using?"<br> (They mean) - "There must be some explanation for the state of your hair." <p> (Hairdresser) - "I can't afford a holiday this year."...")