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28 July 2025

27 July 2025

  • 12:0512:05, 27 July 2025 diff hist +632 N A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: <p> Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."<br> Bartender: "What is a B and C?".<br> Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."<br> Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."<br> Bartender: "What's a G and T?"<br> Redhead: "Gin and tonic."<br> Blonde: "I'll have a 15."<br> Bartender: "What's a 15?"<br> Blonde: "7 and 7" <hr> <i>7&7 is ba..." current
  • 12:0112:01, 27 July 2025 diff hist +306 N What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb? <br> A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Lightbulb Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994"
  • 11:5911:59, 27 July 2025 diff hist +855 N How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 02 Mar 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU / Starchild </pre> Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <p> A: Four hundred and sixty-two: <ul> <li>twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, <li>twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, <li>sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, <li>thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, <li>fi..."
  • 11:5111:51, 27 July 2025 diff hist −25 m Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist No edit summary current
  • 11:5011:50, 27 July 2025 diff hist +327 N Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 From: JokeCenter / http://www.jokecenter.com/ </pre> Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? <br> A. They both have the same middle name — <b>THE</b> Category:Religion Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes Category:Short Jokes"
  • 11:4311:43, 27 July 2025 diff hist +406 N Old Lady at the grocery store Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. <p> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" <p> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." </p> Category:Dark Humor Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes" current
  • 11:4111:41, 27 July 2025 diff hist +611 N Mice in a cave Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 From: Jim Mica / jmica@oa.ithaca.edu </pre> <i>Bill Stains (noted folksinger and songwriter) tells this one:</i> <hr> Two mice are being chased across a field by a wolf. <p> They duck into a small space between a couple of rocks and find themselves in a large cave. As their eyes get used to the dim light one of them looks up at the high ceiling and sees that it's covered with bats. <p> He tugs on his companion's shoulder and says, "Look! A..." current
  • 11:3811:38, 27 July 2025 diff hist +831 N Science facts about reindeer Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 From: Maurizio Mariotti / mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA </pre> <p> According to the Alaska Department of Fish & Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females that do so), male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring...." current
  • 10:3910:39, 27 July 2025 diff hist +29 m A Very Special Rat No edit summary current
  • 10:3710:37, 27 July 2025 diff hist +1,306 N A Very Special Rat Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2025 From: FaceBook </pre> A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender shrugs, "Sure, why not?" The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out ... a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles. Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink. After..."

19 July 2025

5 July 2025

  • 16:3816:38, 5 July 2025 diff hist +1,402 N Political Computer Virus Alert Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 06 Nov 1994 From: John Marra Naturalized Yooper / S20D@NMU.EDU </pre> <ul> <li><b>George Bush Virus</b> - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.<br><br> <li><b>Ted Kennedy Virus</b> - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.<br><br> <li><b>Warren Commission Virus</b> - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.<br><br> <li><b>Jerry Brown Virus</b> - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.<br><br> <..." current

2 July 2025

28 June 2025

  • 01:3901:39, 28 June 2025 diff hist +795 N Bill Clinton at a baseball game Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1993 From: Arthur Emerson III / ae3@CTS1.MSMC.EDU </pre> <i>(A joke that I heard on the radio this morning.)</i> <hr> President Clinton and his family went out one evening to a baseball game. When the home team's catcher heard that the president was sitting in the stands, he went over to Bill and whispered something in his ear. <p> Bill smiled and nodded. A few minutes later, the catcher came over and said "It's time, Mr. President." <p> Bill lif..."
  • 01:3101:31, 28 June 2025 diff hist +687 N What kind of unredwear politicians have Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 04 Aug 1996 From: Eric Clark / klucko@COMPUMEDIA.COM </pre> Many of us have heard the story of the time in 1992 when Clinton went on MTV and some girl asked him "America is <i>_dying_</i> to know: "Is it boxers, or briefs?"" <p> The candidate then feigned embarrassment and said "Boxers." <p> In 1995, some guy decided to ask Speaker Newt the same question. Newt appropriately answered back "That was a stupid question." <p> This year, someone decided tha..."

25 June 2025

7 June 2025

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