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13 May 2025
| N 17:01 | Weird News: notorious for stealing candy diffhist +1,025 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 28 Nov 1994 From: SKR2%PSUADMIN.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu / Sharon Rondeau </pre> <i>From the Daily Collegian:</i> <p> Elland, England - A 14-year-old boy has united a West Yorkshire town against him. Since age 8, when he already was notorious for stealing candy, he has been arrested 88 times and convicted of 130 crimes, all within 1-1/2 miles of his home, courts and police say. <p> "I would pay for stocks on the precinct (town square) and leave him there w...") | ||||
| N 15:12 | Excerpts from student exams and papers (history) diffhist +965 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 16 Nov 1994 From: MASMITH@CARINS.CARIBOO.BC.CA / DNA: The splice of life </pre> <i>This month's internal news letter continues the tradition of including excerpts from student exams and papers. This month: history.</i> <hr> <ul> <li>Pharoah forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw <li>Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleaven bread, which is bread without any ingredients. <li>Afterwards Moses went up to Mt Cyanide to get the te...") | ||||
| N 15:08 | The dangers of a friendly greeting diffhist +916 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 From: Mike.Bainbridge@sita.int / Mike Bainbridge </pre> A friendly greeting caused a major airport security alert when a man called "Hi, Jack" to a colleague on board an aircraft. <p> A SWAT team and dozens of police reinforcements were called to the Oakland International Airport near Detroit in the US. <p> Lt. Rick Crigger said, "There was a guy on the plane named Jack, and someone walked in and said, 'Hi Jack'. The mike just happened to be...") | ||||
| N 10:40 | Another reason to learn how to spell and count diffhist +915 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 13 Oct 1994 From: VIVEK@JCSVAX1.BITNET / Romeo </pre> <b>Can't Spell</b><br> Thomas Lee Jones, 24, was arrested last September for robbing a Santa Barbara restaurant with a note threatening "to shot" employees. Police set up a roadblock asking people to spell "shoot". They soon apprehended Jones. <p> <b>Can't Count</b><br> In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for disorderly conduct and...") | ||||
12 May 2025
| N 17:03 | Tired Of Working? diffhist +942 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 09 Oct 1997 From: chaps@tc4hq.cmc.stph.net / Chaps </pre> If you are one of those people who feels tired of working too much, it is good to remember the words of Bernard Shaw who wrote: The year is made up of 365 days, each having 24 hours, 12 of which are night time hours, which add up to a total of 182 days. This leaves you with 183 days to work minus 52 Sundays, which leaves you with 131 days to work minus 52 Saturdays, which leaves you with 79 day...") | ||||
11 May 2025
| N 18:13 | Afraid of the Dark diffhist +944 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother re...") | ||||
| N 18:10 | Soliciting Donations diffhist +951 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to...") | ||||
| N 17:59 | The Mechanic vs. The Surgeon diffhist +953 Joker talk contribs (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey ... Is dat you ? Come over here a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud vo...") | ||||
