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17:01, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Weird News: notorious for stealing candy (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 28 Nov 1994 From: SKR2%PSUADMIN.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu / Sharon Rondeau </pre> From the Daily Collegian: Elland, England - A 14-year-old boy has united a West Yorkshire town against him. Since age 8, when he already was notorious for stealing candy, he has been arrested 88 times and convicted of 130 crimes, all within 1-1/2 miles of his home, courts and police say. "I would pay for stocks on the precinct (town square) and leave him there w...")
15:12, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Excerpts from student exams and papers (history) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 16 Nov 1994 From: MASMITH@CARINS.CARIBOO.BC.CA / DNA: The splice of life </pre> This month's internal news letter continues the tradition of including excerpts from student exams and papers. This month: history. <hr> <ul> <li>Pharoah forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw <li>Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleaven bread, which is bread without any ingredients. <li>Afterwards Moses went up to Mt Cyanide to get the te...")
15:08, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The dangers of a friendly greeting (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 From: Mike.Bainbridge@sita.int / Mike Bainbridge </pre> A friendly greeting caused a major airport security alert when a man called "Hi, Jack" to a colleague on board an aircraft. A SWAT team and dozens of police reinforcements were called to the Oakland International Airport near Detroit in the US. Lt. Rick Crigger said, "There was a guy on the plane named Jack, and someone walked in and said, 'Hi Jack'. The mike just happened to be...")
10:45, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:People Jokes (Created page with "This will be probably the biggest category of jokes in our site. Most jokes are about people or people are part of the action. Some jokes just do not have a specific theme or category to put them into, or it is very niche thing. Over the time some jokes would be re-categorized to specific sub-section, but for now... if it does not fit to specific category, it will be listed under "People Jokes" category. :)")
10:41, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Police Jokes (Created page with "Police jokes often play on stereotypes or humorous misunderstandings. You might hear jokes about police officers and doughnuts, or their supposed slowness in catching criminals. Some police jokes involve funny scenarios during traffic stops or investigations. The humour often comes from the unexpected twist or a silly portrayal of law enforcement. While some police officers themselves enjoy these light-hearted jokes, others might find them tiresome or inaccurate. Ulti...")
10:40, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Another reason to learn how to spell and count (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 13 Oct 1994 From: VIVEK@JCSVAX1.BITNET / Romeo </pre> Can't Spell Thomas Lee Jones, 24, was arrested last September for robbing a Santa Barbara restaurant with a note threatening "to shot" employees. Police set up a roadblock asking people to spell "shoot". They soon apprehended Jones. Can't Count In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for disorderly conduct and...")
10:36, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page If a woodchuck could... (tongue twisters) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 04 Oct 1994 From: JSTONE@LETTERKENN-EMH2.ARMY.MIL / John Stone </pre> We all knew part of this as kids, but I never knew the whole thing..... <hr> If a woodchuck could chuck wood, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. <hr> Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? <hr> Ned Nott...")
17:03, 12 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Tired Of Working? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 09 Oct 1997 From: chaps@tc4hq.cmc.stph.net / Chaps </pre> If you are one of those people who feels tired of working too much, it is good to remember the words of Bernard Shaw who wrote: The year is made up of 365 days, each having 24 hours, 12 of which are night time hours, which add up to a total of 182 days. This leaves you with 183 days to work minus 52 Sundays, which leaves you with 131 days to work minus 52 Saturdays, which leaves you with 79 day...")
16:56, 12 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page 10 Things You Never Hear in Church (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> <ol> <li>Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. <li>I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. <li>Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. <li>I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. <li>I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class. <li>Forget the denominational minimum salary, let...")
18:13, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Afraid of the Dark (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother re...")
18:10, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Soliciting Donations (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to...")
17:59, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The Mechanic vs. The Surgeon (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey ... Is dat you ? Come over here a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud vo...")
12:35, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page 2 telephone messages (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 14 May 1994 From: Ian Chai / spectre@UIUC.EDU </pre> In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. [sound effect: Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method doesn't work with a telephone call... [sound effect: dial tone] Introducing the all-new GINSU answering machine! It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! How much would you pay? Don't answer, because if you leave your name and number...")
11:09, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Religious Golf Game (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A bunch of Cardinals got together with the Pope and decided that they wanted to have a golf game against the other religions. The only problem was that none of the cardinals were very good golfers. One Cardninal turned to the Pope and suggested, "We could get Tiger Woods and ordane him as a Cardinal. He would ensure our victory." "That's a great idea", said the Pope. A few weeks later, the cardinals returned fr...")
10:35, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Bible Humor from a small southern town (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 13 Jan, 1998 From: gcfl.net / Michael Charness </pre> In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You d...")
10:32, 11 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Who Gets the Collection Money? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 From: jokecenter.com </pre> A priest, rabbi and televangelist were playing their usual Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly collections. Specifically, they started to compare how they decided what portion of the collection to keep for themselves and what portion to give to God. The rabbi explains: "I draw a circle around myself and toss the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep for myself. Whatever la...")
22:44, 8 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Helping Your Father (Created page with "<pre> Date: 29-11-2008 From: Boards.ie / user: Podge2k7 </pre> A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it." "Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water." Again the yo...")
22:35, 8 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Blonde wants to buy a portable TV (Created page with "<pre> Date: 28-11-2004 From: Boards.ie / user: kleefarr </pre> Blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant says, "We don't sell to blondes". She goes home and thinks sod it I'll dye my hair red. Goes back to the shop next day and says "I'd like that portable TV on the shelf". Assistant again says, "We don't sell to blondes." She thinks he must have recognised me from before, so goes home and dyes her hair je...")
22:31, 1 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 7 Jan, 1998 From: www.gcfl.net / Thanx to William.Conway@gdc.com </pre> <ol> <li value=10> Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.</li> <li value=9> He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.</li> <li value=8> When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.</li> <li value=7> Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.</li> <li value=6> Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.</li> <li value=5> Mumb...")
20:21, 19 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page So many jokes about unemployed people (Created page with "I have so many jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work. <pre> Spotted on FB </pre> Category:Jokes from 2025 Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
13:02, 19 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Did you know those 2 facts about ants? (Created page with "5 ants + 5 ants = tenants. Bringing ants to your country from another country = important. <pre> Source: Spotted on some FB group </pre> Category:Animal Jokes Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes")
17:59, 18 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Idiots of the Year (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 From: Dave Gawlik / ddave@ddave.com </pre> Idiot #1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention th...")
17:53, 18 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page More Thin Books (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 From: Dave Gawlik / ddave@ddave.com </pre> <ol> <li value=18>BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno <li value=17>HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino <li value=16>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton <li value=15>THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates <li value=14>THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman <li value=13>THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore <li value=12>AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN <li value=11>AMERICA'S MOST POP...")
18:46, 16 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Lawyer Jokes (Created page with "Lawyer jokes often poke fun at the legal profession's reputation for being overly meticulous, profit-driven, or cunning. They highlight the humor in courtroom antics, billing practices, and the complexity of legal jargon. For instance, one classic joke asks, "What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar?" with the punchline being "The pronunciation." Another quip goes, "Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy." These jokes, while lighthearted,...")
12:30, 12 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Redneck Jokes (Created page with ""Redneck jokes" are a type of humor that relies on stereotypes associated with working-class, rural white people, particularly those from the Southern United States. These jokes often depict "rednecks" as: <ul> <li>Unintelligent or naive: They might misunderstand complex concepts or technology. <li>Uncultured or unsophisticated: They may have unusual hobbies, lack formal education, or have poor manners. <li>Attached to stereotypical rural activities:</b...")
12:26, 12 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Jokes from 1999 (Created page with "Few events from 1999 that some might find amusing or odd: The Y2K Scare (and non-event): The impending millennium brought widespread panic about the "Y2K bug," a fear that computers worldwide would fail at the stroke of midnight on January 1, 2000. People stockpiled food and supplies, and companies spent billions on upgrades. Of course, the actual rollover was largely uneventful, making the preceding panic seem a bit overblown in retrospect. Sunny Deligh...")
01:51, 5 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Female Software Engineers (FSE) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1999 From: Chalapathi Rao Poduri / chaps@TC4HQ.CMCLTD.COM </pre> Facts that all budding Male Software Engineers (MSE) must know regarding Female Software Engineers (FSE) (Applicable to all SEs who have 0-3 years of experience in S/W industry.) <ol> <li>The probability that a FSE is beautiful is 0.004562314 and viceversa. <li>The miniscule proportion of the beautiful FSEs are either engaged or married. <li>An FSE will always ask a doubt to...")
01:43, 5 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page "Style Invitational" and totally new words (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1998 From: Steve and Cindy / atlas@EZNET.NET </pre> The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. <ul> <li>Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. <li>Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank. <li>Gi...")
22:35, 4 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page What your hairdresser really means (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 13 Jul 1995 From: Phil / P.J.Crapper@SHU.AC.UK </pre> (Hairdresser) - "I haven't seen you for ages." (They mean) - "You've been going to another hairdresser." (Hairdresser) - "It's got long hasn't it?" (They mean) - "I'm on fairly safe grounds here." (Hairdresser) - "What kind of shampoo are you using?" (They mean) - "There must be some explanation for the state of your hair." (Hairdresser) - "I can't afford a holiday this year."...")
00:05, 2 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Snoring person in the hotel (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 10 Sep 1997 From: Rainybow / wett@COMMUNIQUE.NET </pre> By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'...")
00:01, 2 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Lets not get too involved (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 17 Aug 1996 From: John M. Scheer / jscheer@EROLS.COM </pre> A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Why don't we offer them ham and eggs?" "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." Category:Jokes from 199...")
23:58, 1 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes (Created page with "Jokes of this category, often known as puns, paronomasia or wordplay jokes, play on the resemblance between words that sound similar but have different meanings. They rely on clever word substitutions to surprise the audience and create humor, as seen in phrases like "ambiance chaser" instead of "ambulance chaser." The humor arises from the wit of connecting two seemingly unrelated ideas through phonetics, making them both playful and thought-provoking.")
23:56, 1 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Did you hear about ... (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 From: Bill Lacewell / blacewel@SYSTEMA.WESTARK.EDU </pre> So... Did you hear about ... ... the fellow in his late 40's who bought himself a dazzling, bright-red LeBaron convertible? He referred to it as his mid-life Chrysler. ... the magician and his wife who got divorced? It was all very friendly, until she said she wanted everything divided in half. ... the latest revival of "Guys and Dolls"? It's a politically correct version called "L...")
23:47, 1 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Short gardening jokes (Created page with "<pre> Thu, 23 May 1996 From: D S Paull / dljbs@JUNO.COM </pre> When a man is described as having a green thumb, it doesn't necessarily mean he's a great gardener. It could also mean he's a rotten painter! <hr> If you cross a rambling rose with a pansy, you get a rose that still rambles, but it also skips! <hr> He must be a good gardener. He and his plants are both potted! <hr> There was a man who flunked tree-doctor school. He fainted at the sight of sap! Category:Jo...")
23:43, 1 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Bad witness in court (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 May 1998 From: Soni Satish * Datavia / SatishSo@TRANSNET.CO.ZA </pre> A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and...")
17:07, 1 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page My wiki:General disclaimer (Created page with "All jokes on this website are collected from the internet from various sources. Mostly from emails, mailing lists, UseNet groups, websites, forums, Facebook posts etc. Some of the jokes may be copyrighted in a sense that someone has written it for some publication at some time. If you are copyright owner of any such joke please contact us. We are happy to list the original source on the jokes that do not have it. If we do have info of the source we got it, we will list...")
16:46, 1 April 2025 Joker talk contribs created page My wiki:Privacy policy (Created page with "This is our super minimalistic privacy policy. You do not have to register to use this site. We do not gather any data about you. We do have Google tracking tag on or page so we do see from Google Analytics, like referring web pages and countries of users origins. In the future we may have adverts on this page from Google AdSense or other networks, but not today. In case the WikiMedia platform sets any cookies on your browser, as far as we know, they are not shared w...")
23:59, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Three proofs that Jesus was ... (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997 From: Aditya, the Hindu Skeptic / aditya@SMART1.NET </pre> Three proofs Jesus was jewish: <ol> <li>He went into his father's business. <li>He lived at home until the age of 33. <li>He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god. </ol> Three proofs Jesus was irish: <ol> <li>He never got married. <li>He never held a steady job. <li>His last request was for a drink. </ol> Three proofs Jesus was Puerto Rican: <ol> <li>Hi...")
22:05, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Top ten signs your kid is a wizard (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2001 From: Rollo Tomasi / rollotomasi718@YAHOO.COM </pre> <ol> <li value=10>When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke <li value=9>You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does <li value=8>Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt <li value=7>Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents? <li value=6>He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're just praying he's a w...")
17:59, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page 3 men hired - Polish, black and chinese man (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 04 Oct 1993 From: Lynne Seamans / LSEAMANS@MU3.MILLERSV.EDU </pre> One day this factory foreman hired 3 guys - a Polish fellow named 'Stosh', a black guy named 'Calvin' and a Chinese man named 'Ling'. When it came to handing out work assignments, he said "Stosh, you take care of that machine over there. Make sure it has proper materials going it at all times and inspect each finished piece coming out". Handing Calvin a broom, he said "Calvin, make sur...")
17:23, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page University entrance exam - football player version (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 From: Jeffrey C Gerard / thepiman@JUNO.COM </pre> Time Limit: 3 weeks <ol> <li>Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France? <li>History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. <li>Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b)...")
12:45, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Drunk irishman keeps falling on his face (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 From: SueS7 / SueS7@AOL.COM </pre> An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when h...")
12:41, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page 3 men men stranded on a deserted island (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 1995 From: James Tully / James_Tully_at_CGS@COMVERSE.COM </pre> There are three men stranded on a deserted island (hmm sounds familiar). One is Italian, one is Irish and the other Polish. They have been on the Island for close to six months and have developed a great rapport with one another and become the best of friends. One day they are searching the shore for a sign of passing boats when they come across a bottle. When the Italian rubs the...")
03:05, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Southern computer lingo (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 From: Terry Galan / galante@MCMAIL.CIS.MCMASTER.CA </pre> Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and a trailer load of fertiliser. Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys. Window: Place in your truck to hang your guns Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff Mouse: Soft, fuzzy thing that you stuf...")
02:57, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Italian man lost his wife (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2000 From: Maurizio Mariotti / mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA </pre> One day, an old Italian couple arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native town, and it wasn't long before the wife got lost. The Italian husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked for his wife's description. "What's that?" asked the Italian. "Well, you see, a 'description' i...")
02:53, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Stupid Newspaper Headines (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 03 May 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU </pre> <ul> <li>Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says <li>Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers <li>Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted <li>Drunk gets nine months in violin case <li>Survivor of siamese twins joins parents <li>Farmer Bill dies in house <li>Iraqi head seeks arms <li>Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? <li>Stud tires out <li>Pro...")
02:48, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Who are the Best Patients? (Created page with "<pre>Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2001 From: JokeCenter.com </pre> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best, everything inside them is in alphabe...")
02:35, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Choose your hell (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 6 May 1994 From: Samy Saad Montasser / em028@ISA.CC.UOB.BH </pre> A man died and went to hell. There he was recived by the director angel of hell. The angel asked him "Are you from the first, second, or third world?". The man said "I am from the free world". The angel said "Go to department number 1". He went there were he saw another angel. The angel said "Since this part of hell is for the free domacratic world you have the choice for the way you a...")
02:31, 29 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The Real Programmer's At Work (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 2 Jan, 1998 From: William Conway / via gcfl.net </pre> The Real Programmer is capable of working 30, 40, even 50 hours at a stretch, under intense pressure. In fact, he prefers it that way. Bad response time doesn't bother the Real Programmer - it gives him a chance to catch a little sleep between compiles. If there is not enough schedule pressure on the Real Programmer, he tends to make things more challenging by working on some small but interesting...")
14:14, 27 March 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Military Jokes (Created page with "In this category, we have put jokes that somehow relate to the military, be it army, navy, air force or something still related to warfare but is totally different ... like knights, samurai warriors etc.")

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