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• 23:13, 15 August 2026 Joker talk contribs created page How to Live to be 92 years old (Created page with "A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful'." The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful." Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:M...")
• 14:57, 15 August 2026 Joker talk contribs created page 2 Lawyers and A Bear (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 12 Jun, 2001 From: JokeCenter.com </pre> Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you!" Category:Animal Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 C...")
• 14:17, 15 August 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Breeding roaches (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 13 Dec, 1994 From: Sara B. Grimes / VMSARAG@VETMED.VETMED.MISSOURI.EDU </pre> <i>(The following is true - the whole story can be found on p. 101 of the July Scientific American:)</i> S.C.Johnson Corporation, maker of Raid, breeds 80,000 roaches a week to test its products on. It maintains a number of different breeds, including some pesticide-resistant ones. One of the most resistant is called HRDC. These almost unkillable roaches are so named because...")
• 20:39, 2 August 2026 Joker talk contribs created page What is your favourite machine (Created page with "Two overweight people are in a gym. One person asks the other, "What is your favourite machine in here?" The other one answers: "The vending machine." Category:People Jokes")
• 15:20, 26 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Coffee with no cream (Created page with "Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote "Being and Nothingness" while sitting in "Café de Flore" and "Café de les Deux Magots" in Paris. In one of those cafes, the waitress comes over and asks Sartre what he wants. Sartre says "Bring me a coffee with no cream." The waitress comes back a minute later and says "I’m so sorry. We’re all out of cream. Can I bring you a coffee with no milk?" Category:New Jokes")
• 15:15, 26 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page A skeleton walks into a bar (Created page with "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a beer and a mop!" Category:New Jokes")
• 01:29, 17 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Hijacked tourist bus (Created page with "A chartered bus filled with Japanese tourists was hijacked today while driving across the country. Fortunately, there are over 200 photographs of the assailants. Category:Ethnic Jokes")
• 01:46, 9 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page An Army drop-out (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 1995 From: Linda White </pre> Doris: "Didn't your son join the Army?" Debby: "Yes, but now he's a drop-out." Doris: "You mean he left the service already?" Debby: "No, he's a paratrooper!" Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Military Jokes Category:People Jokes")
• 01:19, 6 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Checking if someone is going deaf (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 From: Adam BJ Quantrill </pre> A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is." The man goes home and tries...")
• 00:52, 6 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page You only have six months to live (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 From: Adam BJ Quantrill </pre> A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor says, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should di...")
• 00:22, 4 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Memory is the second thing to go (Created page with "<pre> From: Robert Engelbardt / bobengel@ALOHA.COM Date: 03 Jun 1994 </pre> An elderly gentlemen was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. "The food and service were great!" he said. His friend asked, "What was the name of the place?" "Oh... I do not remember" he said. "What do you call the long stem flower people give on special occasions?" "You mean a rose?" asked his friend. "That's it!" he exclaimed and turning to his wife...")
• 23:46, 1 July 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Hillbilly buying beer (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 From: Wayne Wood / WAYNE@PHYRES.LAN.MCGILL.CA </pre> A hillbilly goes to the beer store one day and approaches the cashier with a case of 24. In the box were 12 full bottles of beer and 12 empty bottles. The cashier peers into the box then asks the hillbilly, "Why are you buying 12 full bottles and 12 empties?" To this the hillbilly responds "Because I'm having a party tonight and half of my guests don't drink." Category:Jokes from 1995...")
• 23:37, 28 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Guarding the Pearly Gates (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 From: Ron Barak </pre> Everyone is always talking about St. Peter guarding the Pearly Gates. But ... WHO was guarding the gates before Saint Peter died? Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Religion Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 19:42, 27 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Where do blondes go to meet their relatives (Created page with "Question: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? In the vegetable garden! Category:Blonde Jokes")
• 00:35, 24 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994 From: Alar / alar@EL.EE </pre> Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition Once there was a competition. The idea of the competition was - who is the best using the longbow and arrows. Target was an apple ontop of a little boys head. First man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the apple. Then the man says: "I'm Wilhelm Tell." Second man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into Wilhelms arrow. "I'm Robin Hood." Then the thir...")
• 23:38, 21 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Drunk hillbillies lost control of their car (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994 From: Sara Rummelhart </pre> Two very drunk hillbillies were driving down a mountain road when suddenly they blew a tire, lost control of the car and went sailing over the cliff's edge. As they plummeted downward, the hillbilly on the passenger side screamed hysterically, "Oh, my God, Clem, we're gonna die!" "Aw, don't worry about a thing," Clem reassured him, looking below. "There's a stop sign at the bottom." Category:Adult Jokes [...")
• 21:01, 19 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page A blonde and a brunette decided to jump off a bridge - ho would land on the water first (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 From: Maricel Mata Abraham </pre> A blonde and a brunette decided to jump off a bridge. Question: Who would land on the water first? Brunette, because the blonde would get lost on her way down. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 21:00, 19 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page What's the shortest book in the world (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 From: Maricel Mata Abraham </pre> Q: What's the shortest book in the world? A: Jewish Book of Free Gifts. Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 23:01, 15 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling (Created page with "Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 23:20, 14 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page What does a blonde say when she gives birth (Created page with "Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Doctor, are you sure it is mine? Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 18:09, 14 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Sir, how did you become so successful (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 16 Apr 1996 From: Gregory Gunn </pre> A young man came to interview a bank president and asked: "Tell me, Sir, how did you become so successful?" "Two words." "And what are they, Sir?" "Right decisions." "How do you make right decisions?" "One word ... experience." "And how do you get experience?" "Two words." "And what are they?" "Wrong decisions!" Category:Finance Jokes Category:Jokes from 1996 Category:People Jokes")
• 13:55, 14 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Why is having more than one wife illegal (Created page with "Why is having more than one wife illegal? More than one mother-in-law! Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 01:01, 12 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Questions about bagpipes (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1993 From: Linda White / snowhite@eskimo.com </pre> What is the difference between bagpipers and dressmakers? Dressmakers tuck up frills. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up bagpipes. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and a violin? A violin burns a lot faster....")
• 00:52, 11 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page The Blonde Checkout Girl (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 From: Alun Richards / A.Richards@STE0409.WINS.ICL.CO.UK </pre> There was this blonde checkout girl, and one of the items in the customer's basket just won't scan. The supervisor comes over and says "No problem, we will enter it manually. You read out the bar code abd I will type it in". So the blonde checkout girl goes "OK: Thick line. Thick line. Thin line ..." Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Blonde Jokes")
• 23:48, 9 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Why do seagulls fly over the sea (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1993 From: Patrick Tousignant / sun156@ift.ulaval.ca </pre> Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because it would be quite hard to fly under it. :-) Category:Animal Jokes Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 01:14, 8 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Do not pick up women at laundromat (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1993 From: Sara Rummelhart / RUMMELH@USCN.bitnet </pre> Why is a laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up woman? Because a woman who can't afford even a washing machine will never be able to support you! Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 22:59, 7 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Blonde and her cars blinker (Created page with "Question: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her car's blinker is on? Blonde says: "It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off." Category:Blonde Jokes")
• 00:19, 7 June 2026 Joker talk contribs created page Blonde and chocolate chip cookies (Created page with "Question: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Category:Blonde Jokes")