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  • 01:1901:19, 6 July 2026 Checking if someone is going deaf (hist | edit) [886 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 From: Adam BJ Quantrill </pre> A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is." The man goes home and tries...")
  • 00:5200:52, 6 July 2026 You only have six months to live (hist | edit) [576 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 From: Adam BJ Quantrill </pre> A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor says, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should di...")

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  • 00:2200:22, 4 July 2026 Memory is the second thing to go (hist | edit) [614 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> From: Robert Engelbardt / bobengel@ALOHA.COM Date: 03 Jun 1994 </pre> An elderly gentlemen was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. "The food and service were great!" he said. His friend asked, "What was the name of the place?" "Oh... I do not remember" he said. "What do you call the long stem flower people give on special occasions?" "You mean a rose?" asked his friend. "That's it!" he exclaimed and turning to his wife...")

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  • 23:4623:46, 1 July 2026 Hillbilly buying beer (hist | edit) [530 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 From: Wayne Wood / WAYNE@PHYRES.LAN.MCGILL.CA </pre> A hillbilly goes to the beer store one day and approaches the cashier with a case of 24. In the box were 12 full bottles of beer and 12 empty bottles. The cashier peers into the box then asks the hillbilly, "Why are you buying 12 full bottles and 12 empties?" To this the hillbilly responds "Because I'm having a party tonight and half of my guests don't drink." Category:Jokes from 1995...")

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  • 00:3500:35, 24 June 2026 Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition (hist | edit) [608 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994 From: Alar / alar@EL.EE </pre> Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition Once there was a competition. The idea of the competition was - who is the best using the longbow and arrows. Target was an apple ontop of a little boys head. First man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the apple. Then the man says: "I'm Wilhelm Tell." Second man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into Wilhelms arrow. "I'm Robin Hood." Then the thir...")

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  • 23:3823:38, 21 June 2026 Drunk hillbillies lost control of their car (hist | edit) [529 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994 From: Sara Rummelhart </pre> Two very drunk hillbillies were driving down a mountain road when suddenly they blew a tire, lost control of the car and went sailing over the cliff's edge. As they plummeted downward, the hillbilly on the passenger side screamed hysterically, "Oh, my God, Clem, we're gonna die!" "Aw, don't worry about a thing," Clem reassured him, looking below. "There's a stop sign at the bottom." Category:Adult Jokes [...")

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  • 01:0101:01, 12 June 2026 Questions about bagpipes (hist | edit) [874 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1993 From: Linda White / snowhite@eskimo.com </pre> What is the difference between bagpipers and dressmakers? Dressmakers tuck up frills. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up bagpipes. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and a violin? A violin burns a lot faster....")

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  • 23:1323:13, 3 June 2026 Blonde and her 2 friends lost in the desert (hist | edit) [416 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a old lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. Then the blonde said: "I am so lonely, I wish my friends were here with me!" [category:Blonde Jokes]")

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