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• 16:14, 29 August 2025 Joker talk contribs moved page Is it a boy or a girl? to Is it a boy or a girl
• 16:14, 29 August 2025 Joker talk contribs moved page How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night? to How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night
• 16:06, 29 August 2025 Joker talk contribs moved page What is your favourite animal? to What is your favourite animal
• 16:02, 29 August 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Ex marine working as a teacher (Created page with "<pre> Date: 29th August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A former Marine Corps Sergeant took a job as a high school teacher. Right before the school year started, he injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast under his shirt. The students didn’t know. On the first day, he walked into the noisiest, rowdiest class in the school - the kind that eats new teachers alive. The kids, knowing he was a former Marine, were already planning to test him. The Sergeant calmly open...")
• 16:01, 29 August 2025 Joker talk contribs created page What is your favourite animal? (Created page with "<pre> Date: 26th August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ... very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and b...")
• 22:01, 28 August 2025 Joker talk contribs created page How to keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane (Created page with "<pre> Date: 03-04-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by Dempsey </pre> <ol> <li>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. <li>Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) <li>Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' <li>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <li>Encourage your colleagues to join...")
• 20:18, 23 August 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The dog and the lion (Created page with "<pre> Date: 23rd August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion spots him and thinks, "Hmm ... I have never seen this creature before, but he looks edible." The lion charges toward him. The dog panics, then notices some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, he shouts loudly: "Wow, that was some good lion meat!" The lion freezes. "Whoa! This guy’s tougher than he looks. Better get out of here while I can." Up in the tree, a monkey saw the whol...")
• 07:29, 19 August 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Cheap clothes from the UK (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: "Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00." One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back to Ireland, and make a fortune — double, maybe even treble the money!" The other lad says, "That’s a grand idea, but d’ya think they’ll s...")
• 17:48, 28 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Template:CategoryEnd (Created page with " <hr> Have a look at our All Categories page or similar page with all our categories, sorted by popularity! Category:All Categories")
• 16:00, 28 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:All Categories (Created page with "This is the page you can find links to our categorized jokes. We don't really need this page, but its good to have, as otherwise search engines think this is a 404 page.")
• 15:55, 28 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Short Jokes (Created page with "This category is all about shortness ... one-liners, question and answer kind of jokes etc. will fall under this category. We kept even the description short on purpose. :)")
• 12:05, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: <p> Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."<br> Bartender: "What is a B and C?".<br> Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."<br> Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."<br> Bartender: "What's a G and T?"<br> Redhead: "Gin and tonic."<br> Blonde: "I'll have a 15."<br> Bartender: "What's a 15?"<br> Blonde: "7 and 7" <hr> <i>7&7 is ba...")
• 12:01, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 02 Oct 1994 From: Brian Cyr / S29208%MOTHER@UTRCGW.UTC.COM </pre> Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb? <br> A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Lightbulb Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994")
• 11:59, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 02 Mar 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU / Starchild </pre> Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <p> A: Four hundred and sixty-two: <ul> <li>twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, <li>twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, <li>sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, <li>thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, <li>fi...")
• 11:50, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 From: JokeCenter / http://www.jokecenter.com/ </pre> Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? <br> A. They both have the same middle name — <b>THE</b> Category:Religion Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Puns and Wordplay Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 11:43, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Old Lady at the grocery store (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. <p> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" <p> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." </p> Category:Dark Humor Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 11:41, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Mice in a cave (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 From: Jim Mica / jmica@oa.ithaca.edu </pre> <i>Bill Stains (noted folksinger and songwriter) tells this one:</i> <hr> Two mice are being chased across a field by a wolf. <p> They duck into a small space between a couple of rocks and find themselves in a large cave. As their eyes get used to the dim light one of them looks up at the high ceiling and sees that it's covered with bats. <p> He tugs on his companion's shoulder and says, "Look! A...")
• 11:38, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Science facts about reindeer (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 From: Maurizio Mariotti / mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA </pre> <p> According to the Alaska Department of Fish & Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females that do so), male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring....")
• 10:37, 27 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page A Very Special Rat (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2025 From: FaceBook </pre> A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender shrugs, "Sure, why not?" The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out ... a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles. Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink. After...")
• 15:54, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page A Political Christmas Greeting (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2000 From: Les Pourciau at UMem / POURCIAU@LATTE.MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> <i>A Christmas card sent from a Democrat to his Republican Friend:</i> <p> The election is over, the results are known,<br> the will of the people has clearly been shown. <p> Let's forget the quarrels and show by our deeds,<br> we will give our leader all the help that he needs. <p> So let's all get together, and let bitterness pass,<br> I'll hug your elephant and you kiss my ass...")
• 15:42, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> Q: How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night?<br> A: You are currently having an intimate relationship with the ceiling. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 15:40, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?<br> A: By the giant "E" on its pyjamas. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 15:38, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Elephants come over the hill (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill?<br> A: Look, here comes the elephants! <p> Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill wearing sunglasses?<br> A: Nothing — she didn't recognize them. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes [...")
• 15:37, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Why do elephants travel in herds? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 From: Piotr Plebaniak / PLEBAN@PLEARN.EDU.PL </pre> <p> Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?<br> A: Because if they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 15:33, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Big Gray Elephant (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1992 From: (unknown) </pre> <p> Q: What's the difference between a flea and an elephant? <br> A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants. Category:Clean Jokes Category:Animal Jokes Category:Elephant Jokes Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 15:12, 19 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Mr. Hans Olaffsen (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2001 From: Rose Vos / Belllfem@AOL.COM </pre> <p> Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." <p> "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How does that fit in here?" <p> So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaff...")
• 16:38, 5 July 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Political Computer Virus Alert (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 06 Nov 1994 From: John Marra Naturalized Yooper / S20D@NMU.EDU </pre> <ul> <li><b>George Bush Virus</b> - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.<br><br> <li><b>Ted Kennedy Virus</b> - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.<br><br> <li><b>Warren Commission Virus</b> - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.<br><br> <li><b>Jerry Brown Virus</b> - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.<br><br> <...")
• 01:39, 28 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Bill Clinton at a baseball game (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1993 From: Arthur Emerson III / ae3@CTS1.MSMC.EDU </pre> <i>(A joke that I heard on the radio this morning.)</i> <hr> President Clinton and his family went out one evening to a baseball game. When the home team's catcher heard that the president was sitting in the stands, he went over to Bill and whispered something in his ear. <p> Bill smiled and nodded. A few minutes later, the catcher came over and said "It's time, Mr. President." <p> Bill lif...")
• 01:31, 28 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page What kind of unredwear politicians have? (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 04 Aug 1996 From: Eric Clark / klucko@COMPUMEDIA.COM </pre> Many of us have heard the story of the time in 1992 when Clinton went on MTV and some girl asked him "America is <i>_dying_</i> to know: "Is it boxers, or briefs?"" <p> The candidate then feigned embarrassment and said "Boxers." <p> In 1995, some guy decided to ask Speaker Newt the same question. Newt appropriately answered back "That was a stupid question." <p> This year, someone decided tha...")
• 09:10, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Bathroom problems (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:09, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Drive to work is never perfect (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:08, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Man got bit by a stray rabid dog (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writhing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite." Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Medical Jokes Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:07, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Shotgun with a broken firing pin (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire it. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Political Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:06, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The Blonde and the honest mechanic (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> Blondie told her friend: "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid." Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:04, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Americans are getting stronger (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today - a five-year-old can do it. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:03, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Definition of a husband (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:People Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:02, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Unusual kitchen (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:01, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Death and taxes and something new (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 09:00, 25 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Mind like a lightning (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 From: gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU / Gwen Meehan </pre> My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. Category:Jokes from 2001 Category:Short Jokes")
• 20:54, 7 June 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Vodka and Carrot Juice (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 From: raghitescu@PCNET.PCNET.RO / Filip Razvan Ghitescu </pre> The Annual Bartender's Conference has just voted the cocktail of the year: Vodka and Carrot Juice. The main argument was that when you get drunk at least you can see better. Category:Jokes from 1999 Category:Short Jokes")
• 14:59, 25 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Jokes from 1998 (Created page with "In 1998, the world was arguably a less self-aware place, leading to some unintentionally humorous moments. For instance, the fashion trends alone, with their oversized everything and questionable color combinations, now serve as a source of amusement. Musically, the prevalence of heavily auto-tuned songs, while perhaps catchy at the time, can sound quite comical to modern ears. The rise of dial-up internet also presented its own brand of humor, with excruciatingly slo...")
• 21:00, 22 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Jokes from 1994 (Created page with "Fun facts and things that happened in 1994: The O.J. Simpson Bronco Chase – While the event itself was serious, the slow-speed police chase of O.J. Simpson’s white Ford Bronco became oddly comical. Millions tuned in to watch what was essentially a car driving at 35 mph on the highway, with news helicopters dramatically following along. Madonna’s Chaotic Interview – Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and dropped 14 F-bombs, making it one of t...")
• 20:36, 22 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Jokes from 2001 (Created page with "One amusing event from 2001 was the release of Shrek, which became an instant classic and gave us the iconic phrase, "Ogres are like onions!" - a metaphor that has confused and entertained audiences ever since. Another quirky fact: The longest sentence in a book was written in 2001! The Rotters’ Club by Jonathan Coe contained a 13,955-word sentence—which is basically the literary equivalent of someone talking non-stop without taking a breath! And now ... some amusi...")
• 17:01, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Weird News: notorious for stealing candy (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 28 Nov 1994 From: SKR2%PSUADMIN.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu / Sharon Rondeau </pre> <i>From the Daily Collegian:</i> <p> Elland, England - A 14-year-old boy has united a West Yorkshire town against him. Since age 8, when he already was notorious for stealing candy, he has been arrested 88 times and convicted of 130 crimes, all within 1-1/2 miles of his home, courts and police say. <p> "I would pay for stocks on the precinct (town square) and leave him there w...")
• 15:12, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Excerpts from student exams and papers (history) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 16 Nov 1994 From: MASMITH@CARINS.CARIBOO.BC.CA / DNA: The splice of life </pre> <i>This month's internal news letter continues the tradition of including excerpts from student exams and papers. This month: history.</i> <hr> <ul> <li>Pharoah forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw <li>Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleaven bread, which is bread without any ingredients. <li>Afterwards Moses went up to Mt Cyanide to get the te...")
• 15:08, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page The dangers of a friendly greeting (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 From: Mike.Bainbridge@sita.int / Mike Bainbridge </pre> A friendly greeting caused a major airport security alert when a man called "Hi, Jack" to a colleague on board an aircraft. <p> A SWAT team and dozens of police reinforcements were called to the Oakland International Airport near Detroit in the US. <p> Lt. Rick Crigger said, "There was a guy on the plane named Jack, and someone walked in and said, 'Hi Jack'. The mike just happened to be...")
• 10:45, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:People Jokes (Created page with "This will be probably the biggest category of jokes in our site. Most jokes are about people or people are part of the action. Some jokes just do not have a specific theme or category to put them into, or it is very niche thing. Over the time some jokes would be re-categorized to specific sub-section, but for now... if it does not fit to specific category, it will be listed under "People Jokes" category. :)")
• 10:41, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Category:Police Jokes (Created page with "Police jokes often play on stereotypes or humorous misunderstandings. You might hear jokes about police officers and doughnuts, or their supposed slowness in catching criminals. Some police jokes involve funny scenarios during traffic stops or investigations. The humour often comes from the unexpected twist or a silly portrayal of law enforcement. While some police officers themselves enjoy these light-hearted jokes, others might find them tiresome or inaccurate. Ulti...")
• 10:40, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page Another reason to learn how to spell and count (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 13 Oct 1994 From: VIVEK@JCSVAX1.BITNET / Romeo </pre> <b>Can't Spell</b><br> Thomas Lee Jones, 24, was arrested last September for robbing a Santa Barbara restaurant with a note threatening "to shot" employees. Police set up a roadblock asking people to spell "shoot". They soon apprehended Jones. <p> <b>Can't Count</b><br> In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for disorderly conduct and...")
• 10:36, 13 May 2025 Joker talk contribs created page If a woodchuck could... (tongue twisters) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 04 Oct 1994 From: JSTONE@LETTERKENN-EMH2.ARMY.MIL / John Stone </pre> We all knew part of this as kids, but I never knew the whole thing..... <hr> If a woodchuck could chuck wood,<br> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,<br> If a woodchuck could chuck wood?<br> He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,<br> If a woodchuck could chuck wood. <hr> Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? <hr> Ned Nott...")