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29 August 2025

28 August 2025

  • 22:0122:01, 28 August 2025 diff hist +1,824 N How to keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane Created page with "<pre> Date: 03-04-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by Dempsey </pre> <ol> <li>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. <li>Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) <li>Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' <li>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <li>Encourage your colleagues to join..." current

23 August 2025

  • 20:1820:18, 23 August 2025 diff hist +854 N The dog and the lion Created page with "<pre> Date: 23rd August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion spots him and thinks, "Hmm ... I have never seen this creature before, but he looks edible." The lion charges toward him. The dog panics, then notices some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, he shouts loudly: "Wow, that was some good lion meat!" The lion freezes. "Whoa! This guy’s tougher than he looks. Better get out of here while I can." Up in the tree, a monkey saw the whol..." current

19 August 2025

  • 07:2907:29, 19 August 2025 diff hist +1,001 N Cheap clothes from the UK Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: "Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00." One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back to Ireland, and make a fortune — double, maybe even treble the money!" The other lad says, "That’s a grand idea, but d’ya think they’ll s..." current

28 July 2025

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