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17 July 2026

• 01:2901:29, 17 July 2026 Hijacked tourist bus (hist | edit) [189 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A chartered bus filled with Japanese tourists was hijacked today while driving across the country. Fortunately, there are over 200 photographs of the assailants. Category:Ethnic Jokes")

9 July 2026

• 01:4601:46, 9 July 2026 An Army drop-out (hist | edit) [300 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 1995 From: Linda White </pre> Doris: "Didn't your son join the Army?" Debby: "Yes, but now he's a drop-out." Doris: "You mean he left the service already?" Debby: "No, he's a paratrooper!" Category:Jokes from 1995 Category:Military Jokes Category:People Jokes")

6 July 2026

• 01:1901:19, 6 July 2026 Checking if someone is going deaf (hist | edit) [886 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 From: Adam BJ Quantrill </pre> A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is." The man goes home and tries...")
• 00:5200:52, 6 July 2026 You only have six months to live (hist | edit) [576 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 From: Adam BJ Quantrill </pre> A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor says, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should di...")

4 July 2026

• 00:2200:22, 4 July 2026 Memory is the second thing to go (hist | edit) [614 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> From: Robert Engelbardt / bobengel@ALOHA.COM Date: 03 Jun 1994 </pre> An elderly gentlemen was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. "The food and service were great!" he said. His friend asked, "What was the name of the place?" "Oh... I do not remember" he said. "What do you call the long stem flower people give on special occasions?" "You mean a rose?" asked his friend. "That's it!" he exclaimed and turning to his wife...")

1 July 2026

• 23:4623:46, 1 July 2026 Hillbilly buying beer (hist | edit) [530 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 From: Wayne Wood / WAYNE@PHYRES.LAN.MCGILL.CA </pre> A hillbilly goes to the beer store one day and approaches the cashier with a case of 24. In the box were 12 full bottles of beer and 12 empty bottles. The cashier peers into the box then asks the hillbilly, "Why are you buying 12 full bottles and 12 empties?" To this the hillbilly responds "Because I'm having a party tonight and half of my guests don't drink." Category:Jokes from 1995...")

28 June 2026

• 23:3723:37, 28 June 2026 Guarding the Pearly Gates (hist | edit) [276 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 From: Ron Barak </pre> Everyone is always talking about St. Peter guarding the Pearly Gates. But ... WHO was guarding the gates before Saint Peter died? Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Religion Jokes Category:Short Jokes")

27 June 2026

• 19:4219:42, 27 June 2026 Where do blondes go to meet their relatives (hist | edit) [107 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? In the vegetable garden! Category:Blonde Jokes")

24 June 2026

• 00:3500:35, 24 June 2026 Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition (hist | edit) [608 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994 From: Alar / alar@EL.EE </pre> Dark humour - Arrow shooting competition Once there was a competition. The idea of the competition was - who is the best using the longbow and arrows. Target was an apple ontop of a little boys head. First man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the apple. Then the man says: "I'm Wilhelm Tell." Second man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into Wilhelms arrow. "I'm Robin Hood." Then the thir...")

21 June 2026

• 23:3823:38, 21 June 2026 Drunk hillbillies lost control of their car (hist | edit) [529 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 1994 From: Sara Rummelhart </pre> Two very drunk hillbillies were driving down a mountain road when suddenly they blew a tire, lost control of the car and went sailing over the cliff's edge. As they plummeted downward, the hillbilly on the passenger side screamed hysterically, "Oh, my God, Clem, we're gonna die!" "Aw, don't worry about a thing," Clem reassured him, looking below. "There's a stop sign at the bottom." Category:Adult Jokes [...")

19 June 2026

• 21:0121:01, 19 June 2026 A blonde and a brunette decided to jump off a bridge - ho would land on the water first (hist | edit) [345 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 From: Maricel Mata Abraham </pre> A blonde and a brunette decided to jump off a bridge. Question: Who would land on the water first? Brunette, because the blonde would get lost on her way down. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 21:0021:00, 19 June 2026 What's the shortest book in the world (hist | edit) [256 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 From: Maricel Mata Abraham </pre> Q: What's the shortest book in the world? A: Jewish Book of Free Gifts. Category:Ethnic Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")

15 June 2026

• 23:0123:01, 15 June 2026 Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling (hist | edit) [170 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician. Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")

14 June 2026

• 23:2023:20, 14 June 2026 What does a blonde say when she gives birth (hist | edit) [175 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Doctor, are you sure it is mine? Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 18:0918:09, 14 June 2026 Sir, how did you become so successful (hist | edit) [462 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 16 Apr 1996 From: Gregory Gunn </pre> A young man came to interview a bank president and asked: "Tell me, Sir, how did you become so successful?" "Two words." "And what are they, Sir?" "Right decisions." "How do you make right decisions?" "One word ... experience." "And how do you get experience?" "Two words." "And what are they?" "Wrong decisions!" Category:Finance Jokes Category:Jokes from 1996 Category:People Jokes")
• 13:5513:55, 14 June 2026 Why is having more than one wife illegal (hist | edit) [136 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Why is having more than one wife illegal? More than one mother-in-law! Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")

12 June 2026

• 01:0101:01, 12 June 2026 Questions about bagpipes (hist | edit) [874 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1993 From: Linda White / snowhite@eskimo.com </pre> What is the difference between bagpipers and dressmakers? Dressmakers tuck up frills. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up bagpipes. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. --- What is the difference between bagpipes and a violin? A violin burns a lot faster....")

11 June 2026

• 00:5200:52, 11 June 2026 The Blonde Checkout Girl (hist | edit) [451 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 From: Alun Richards / A.Richards@STE0409.WINS.ICL.CO.UK </pre> There was this blonde checkout girl, and one of the items in the customer's basket just won't scan. The supervisor comes over and says "No problem, we will enter it manually. You read out the bar code abd I will type it in". So the blonde checkout girl goes "OK: Thick line. Thick line. Thin line ..." Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Blonde Jokes")

9 June 2026

• 23:4823:48, 9 June 2026 Why do seagulls fly over the sea (hist | edit) [291 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1993 From: Patrick Tousignant / sun156@ift.ulaval.ca </pre> Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because it would be quite hard to fly under it. :-) Category:Animal Jokes Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")

8 June 2026

• 01:1401:14, 8 June 2026 Do not pick up women at laundromat (hist | edit) [326 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1993 From: Sara Rummelhart / RUMMELH@USCN.bitnet </pre> Why is a laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up woman? Because a woman who can't afford even a washing machine will never be able to support you! Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")

7 June 2026

• 22:5922:59, 7 June 2026 Blonde and her cars blinker (hist | edit) [177 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her car's blinker is on? Blonde says: "It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off." Category:Blonde Jokes")
• 00:1900:19, 7 June 2026 Blonde and chocolate chip cookies (hist | edit) [163 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Category:Blonde Jokes")

6 June 2026

• 17:3317:33, 6 June 2026 How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings (hist | edit) [118 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! Category:Blonde Jokes")

4 June 2026

• 22:5122:51, 4 June 2026 How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb (hist | edit) [188 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: "How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?" Answer: "We don’t know. They are still arguing about it!" Category:Lightbulb Jokes Category:Political Jokes")

3 June 2026

• 23:1323:13, 3 June 2026 Blonde and her 2 friends lost in the desert (hist | edit) [416 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a old lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. Then the blonde said: "I am so lonely, I wish my friends were here with me!" [category:Blonde Jokes]")

30 May 2026

• 11:3711:37, 30 May 2026 Why did the chicken cross the road (hist | edit) [114 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Category:Animal Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
• 00:5200:52, 30 May 2026 What is blue and smells like red paint (hist | edit) [78 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Category:Short Jokes")

22 May 2026

• 17:4617:46, 22 May 2026 Chicken, pig and cow (hist | edit) [377 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Teacher asks: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Children reply: "Meat!" Teacher asks: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Children reply: "Bacon!" Teacher asks: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" One naugthty child replies: "Homework!" Category:Kids Jokes Category:Kids Say Things Jokes Category:People Jokes Category:School Jokes")

21 May 2026

• 22:4022:40, 21 May 2026 I have some bad news and some worse news (hist | edit) [362 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A man went to see his doctor, and the doctor said, "I have some bad news and some worse news." The man asked for the bad news first, and the doctor replied, "You have only 24 hours to live." Gutted, the man said, "That’s terrible! Wait a minute! What’s the worse news?" The doctor responded, "I should have told you yesterday!" Category:Medical Jokes")